VF15 Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but there will still be winter weather, therefore the parks are forced to remain closed. I wish for Finals Week to go by fast.
ShaneH Posted December 15, 2015 Posted December 15, 2015 Granted, but you fail all of them I wish I could have a genie
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but you would be out of wishes, so it would really do you no good. I wish I could sleep good a night.
I love pie Posted December 20, 2015 Posted December 20, 2015 Granted, but you would be out of wishes, so it would really do you no good. I wish I could sleep good a night. Granted, but you wake up in the middle of the Pacific ocean. I wish I could ride Dodopna.
VF15 Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted, but the coaster breaks down right before launch and you're stuck there for hours while they fix it. I wish for 2016 to be better than 2015.
I305forever Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, but you die at the end of it. I wish Donald Trump took over the world.
DoinItForTheFame Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 Granted: But he would close all theme parks so they couldn't make any money. I wish Donald Trump never existed.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted January 23, 2016 Posted January 23, 2016 Granted: but someone horrible can run for president and end the world I wish Astroworld was sold to another company instead of being demolished
DoinItForTheFame Posted January 23, 2016 Posted January 23, 2016 Granted, but it would be sold to PARC, who couldn't maintain the park and it eventually ended up closing down again anyway. I wish Disney would build a park in the middle of the US!
VF15 Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Granted, but the park closes after a year due to lack of attendance. I wish for coaster season to come faster.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted January 25, 2016 Posted January 25, 2016 Granted: a tornado comes and destroys your local park delaying the coaster season I wish Cedar Fair is better than Six Flags
DarienLaker Posted February 4, 2016 Posted February 4, 2016 Granted, but Six Flags buys out Cedar Fair! I wish that I didn't have to eat at Dairy Queen or Friendly's every time I go to a dinner and movie event!
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 4, 2016 Posted February 4, 2016 Granted: all restaurants except Dairy Queen and Friendly's go out of business so you need to keep on going to Dairy Queen and Friendly's always. I wish Arrow Dynamics came back
Pirate Posted February 5, 2016 Posted February 5, 2016 Granted, but it builds Son of Beast immediately after they come back. It's so painful and it collapses in the first two months, making the company bankrupt. Again. I wish the boat came back to Cedar Point.
I love pie Posted February 6, 2016 Posted February 6, 2016 Granted, but it builds Son of Beast immediately after they come back. It's so painful and it collapses in the first two months, making the company bankrupt. Again. I wish the boat came back to Cedar Point. Granted, but it sinks due to a thunderstorm. I wish I could I was as smart as Albert Einstein, and I didn't have to go to a school.
Imagineer Josh Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 Granted, but you die a lot sooner than later. I wish I had an older brother.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 Granted: he dies in a accident I wish there was no way at all we can die
WayCool64 Posted February 9, 2016 Posted February 9, 2016 Granted, but the Earth gets overpopulated. I wish that we could all have unlimited money
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 10, 2016 Posted February 10, 2016 Granted: but there would be no joy in finding money in your birthday cards. I wish the "Hold on to your lap bar at all times" voice on the Texas Cyclone was reused on the Screamin Eagle at SFSTL
VF15 Posted February 18, 2016 Posted February 18, 2016 Granted, but the park removes Screamin Eagle before they can play the recorded announcement. I wish for my college's hockey team to win this weekend.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 Granted: the other team gets so mad that they attack your team I wish I can fly
SFNE Fan Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 Granted, but you don't know how to and fall to your death I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Tuesday
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted February 21, 2016 Posted February 21, 2016 Granted: but your school cancelled the weekend breaks, holiday breaks, and summer breaks, and your only day off will be Tuesday. I wish RCTW finally came out
VF15 Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Granted, but your copy of the game ends up defective. I wish for my Carowinds-Dollywood trip to come faster.
I305forever Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Granted, but you fall off Thunderhead and land on one of Dolly Partons fake boobs.
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