Game: Careful What You Wish For

[BBH]

Granted, but the park stops offering them due to low sales.

 

I wish the GP were replaced by enthusiasts who all liked different coasters and didn't clog up queues too badly.

[valleyfairfanatic]

Granted, but they would be constantly arguing

 

I wish queues were replaced with slides

[VF15]

Granted, everyone would then get stuck on the slides.

 

I wish the annoying people who take your picture when you enter the park don't exist.

[valleyfairfanatic]

Granted but they would be replaced with free hugs guys.

 

 

I wish Riptide at valleyfair didn't hurt

[VF15]

Granted, every other ride at VF gets rougher.

 

I wish that Valleyfair would open for the season earlier than Mid-May.

[valleyfairfanatic]

Granted, but it snows 1 foot every day you go

 

I wish valleyfair wouldn't have a height

limit

[VF15]

Granted, but then someone gets hurt on the ride, and the park gets sued over it.

 

I wish that more amusement parks would use single rider lines.

[Sharon29060]

Granted, but large groups start abusing the single rider lines by separating the group and everyone rides by themselves and they eventually get eliminated.

 

I wish I could ride Goliath(at SFGAm)

[VF15]

Granted, but since the lines are so long, you only get to ride it once, and you don't have time to ride anything.

 

I wish that more shuttle coasters had the ability to run two trains.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but the train get stack and the shuttle coasters can't run with two trains!

 

I wish that Spider-Man would deliver me a pizza!

[IrishCasual]

Granted, but the pizza is all covered in Spider Web!

 

I wish the last day of school would come sooner.

[VF15]

Granted, but this gives you have less time to study, so you fail your final exams.

 

I wish that ride ops would stop stapling my restraint.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but the ride ops staple your restraint so hard that you can't get out!

 

I wish that the Hard Rock/Freestyle park rides had found a new home!

[djboss302]

Granted, but they're all in North Korea

 

I wish Rockford IL opened a theme park.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but it all has kiddie rides and the only "adult ride" they have is the benches!

 

I wish that all Pokemon have a mega evolution!

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but they evolve into humans. Where's the fun in that?

I wish I had a Yacht.

[VF15]

Granted, it sinks on it's maiden voyage.

 

I wish I could go on a TPR trip.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but you arrive too late to the parking lot and get left behind.

I wish that 2015 would come sooner! I want to ride Centurion/Fury 325/Rogarou!

[VF15]

Granted, but on the day(s) you are at Carowinds, Centurion/Fury 325 breaks down and is closed the entire time.

 

I wish that amusement parks would actually do something about line jumpers.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, they let them off with a warning.

I wish that the 22nd would come soon

[VF15]

Granted, but whatever you're anticipating on the 22nd will be cancelled.

 

I wish it wasn't so humid where I live.

[rcjp]

Granted, it would be like this:

I wish B&M would surprise us with a new totally kick-ass ride soon.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but it's a kick-a$$ kiddie coaster!

 

I wish Burger King would improve the quality of their food!

[tarheel1231]

Granted, but the prices rise by 300%

I wish late August would come soon!

[Her0ofLime]

Granted, but just as the coaster announcements start you are shot back in time to now.

I wish DarienLaker didn't tyranically take over the Destroy The Picture thread and the Word Correlation Game with constant mentions of Tony Hawk's Big Spin and other such stupid things.