The "Say Something Random" Thread

[wumwip]

Ow! My hair!

[TheScooterGuy]

Parkland pensioners think trees are sacred, Moran doesn't see the point and wants us to think of the children, Wilkinson proposes an audit of the number of blades of grass, the Advertiser gets the facts wrong in the headline and goes downhill from there.

[Jds03]

What if the kids are NOT alright?

[XII]

What if the kids are NOT alright?

We blame the Intamin Cable.

[wumwip]

If buffets don't make you buff, they should call them Fattets.

[ebl]

This is lucky post number 7777 for me here at TPR. Four of a kind means I win the pot, but I won't call the kettle black.

 

Eric

[netdvn]

I can hear Illuminights every night from my house.

[mightbeawannabe]

I got a fortune cookie and it said, "You constantly struggle for self improvement. And it shows." WTF?? Aren't they supposed to encourage you, not enrage?

[wumwip]

Why do cops tell you to "have a nice day" after they give you a ticket?

[generaleclectic]

"Well technically, it's locked.... "

 

-uttered by an unnamed ride op at an unnamed park at an unnamed ride when asked by a fellow ride op if one of my fellow TPR members could ride with 1 click on the lap bar.

[wumwip]

I'll add my own cheese, thank you.

[no_brain_er]

I'm thinking that Hubba Bubba Max is the best gum for blowing bubbles EVER. I chew two pieces at once; it makes the bubbles bigger!

[wumwip]

Open the sky and let candy pour hot chocolate down a spiral of lollipops and rainbows!

[Zack44]

I wonder how Beavis & Butt-head will react to the music videos of today now that they are being brought back to MTV. I also wonder how the public will react to MTV actually playing music videos again.

[wumwip]

Some say Taco Bell is REAL mexican food, some say it's not... I say it's a mystery that will never be solved.

[Manny In England]

We're sick of the same old story. Tonight, the motionless must vacate so we can accelerate out of a stagnant society.

[coastercrutchfield]

I wish that I could have taco bell right now!

[manisteechips]

Speaking of Taco Bell, I eat there almost every day and it is very cost-effective. I can get three soft shell tacos (meat and cheese only), an order of nacho chips, and a pop for around $5.

[wumwip]

^

Hey not bad! Beats paying $5 for some old sandwich! LOL

[ebl]

"I can get three soft shell tacos (meat and cheese only), an order of nacho chips, and a pop for around $5." (manisteechips)

 

So, who pops you?

 

Eric

[manisteechips]

"I can get three soft shell tacos (meat and cheese only), an order of nacho chips, and a pop for around $5." (manisteechips)

 

So, who pops you?

 

Eric

 

Where I am from, pop is another name for soda.

[wumwip]

pop = soda

poop = caca

cake = oven+(a)-b(2) = A(14)-3+b = 425 degrees

[ebl]

"Where I am from, pop is another name for soda." (manisteechips)

 

I knew that.

 

Eric

[no_brain_er]

I'm going to Six Flags over Georgia tomorrow! The only downside is that it's a Saturday, and a hot one at that. Huge crowds and 93° temperatures DO NOT mix well together. Good thing I have sunscreen! I'm also going to bring a camera to try and take as many pictures as I possibly can. I hope I don't have a heat stroke...

[Sticky Nicky]

Laying on a LoveSac feels a lot like laying on a manatee.