Jds03 Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Pearls before swine, probably multiple occasions.
XII Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Why is it that when I order a medium steak in New Jersey, there's blood in every bite?
ebl Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 As soon as I tear myself away from this, let the sheet changing begin! Eric
thrillgeek Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 I need a life changing experience right now really bad.
Jds03 Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 I went to Costco today, it was disturbing. They should rename that place " an exhibit of the epic failures of mankind"
thrillrideseeker Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Needs a vacation right about now... ~Matthew
spaceace12 Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 on the game "Worms" for xbox 360, I created a team called "bad people". And the worms I named "George Ryan", "R Blagevich", "Mitch Daniels" and "George Bush". Apparently the game censored my "George Bush" one as it is now named "terrible". I guess that name is okay also for Bush.
ebl Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 Diana and Obama have something in common: they're both half white and have some roots in Hawaii. Eric
ebl Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 ^ Then slap it. Slap it hard and slap it silly. Ho ho ho!!! Eric
chmilo24 Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 ^^I would but my tree is very prickly and it hurts to touch it. --Chris
zaneymon Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
ebl Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Tonight, our club had its annual Christmas party at Marie Callender's in their upstairs banquet room. When I got there, I asked where the upstairs room was, and someone pointed it out. It was upstairs---up two stairs, to be exact. I thought they'd at least have an elevator. Eric
Groteslurf Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 In a few minutes I'm going to the shop to buy something for my wife's birthday tomorrow.
thrillgeek Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 ^^That's messed up Back to work again. 11:00-7:30
natatomic Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Failed a class for the first time in my life. Now that I've hit bottom and didn't die from it, it's kind of liberating. At least, that's how I'm rationalizing it.
chmilo24 Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 ^^Then slap it with a paddle. I will just threaten it with hairspray and a match. --Chris
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