You know you're a Six Flags park if...

[DonGeorge]

...The TVs in your queue switch back and forth from Bugs Bunny Cartoons to commercials for Snickers & Cartoon Network promos.

[SingleRiderCam]

...the best coaster in the park is overshadowed with a bad motto.

...you have to wait in line to get in line for a ride.

...misters are in a shaded line instead of a line out in the blazing sun.

...some of the signs of the old name of a ride are still around the ride and queue line.

[DonGeorge]

You exploded with growth at the dawn of the 21st century nearly causing the downfall of your company.

[DarienLaker]

Some guy name Mark Sharprio decided to add extra licensed brands like Tony Hawk, Thomas the Tank Engine, Evil Knievel, The Wiggles, and Terminator Salvation then don't bother to renew the licensing agreements and rename the "Tony Hawk's Big Spin" coasters as Pandemonium, Wiggles Worlds as "Kidzopolis", and Thomas Towns as "Whistlestop Parks".

 

On a related note: I think that Six Flags should have renewed Tony Hawk's licensing agreement!

[Sfne1313]

You take fire effects from the #1 coaster to put them on a wooden coaster, in Texas, where it's always drought season.

[DonGeorge]

If an Arrow multi looper has Schwarzkopf hair gel as its sponsor.

[DarienLaker]

^I doubt that Schwarzkopf hair products are related to Anton Schwarzkopf, but it would be ironic if Six Flags over Texas had Shockwave being Schwarzkopf looping coaster to have an ad for Schwarzkopf hair gel on its train!

[DonGeorge]

^ Oh yes, well of course they're not related to Anton, but I hear that one of the Vekoma Ninjas has Got 2b ads.

[DarienLaker]

You see a staircase covered with M&M's ad wrapping and ads for Twix on a former Tony Hawk's Big Spin coaster!

[DonGeorge]

You buy Dueling Dragons from IOA, get the trains to duel again, and retheme it to left Twix & right Twix!

[DarienLaker]

You buy Dueling Dragons from IOA, get the trains to duel again, and retheme it to left Twix & right Twix!

 

Ha Ha very funny, but I doubt that Islands of Adventure has any plans to sell Dueling Dragons to a Six Flags park anytime soon!

[DonGeorge]

Ha Ha very funny, but I doubt that Islands of Adventure has any plans to sell Dueling Dragons to a Six Flags park anytime soon!

 

Especially if there's a bald eagle nest on the lift hill!!

[DarienLaker]

You tear down a beloved classic wooden coaster for a dueling RMC wood/steel hybrid coaster in its place.

[DonGeorge]

You tear down a beloved classic wooden coaster put leave the first drop's pullout in place.

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[DarienLaker]

You tear out a Scooby-Doo "Ghost Blasters" ride for a similar shooting dark ride themed around the Justice League.

[Paradox]

You put 7 flags on top of a drop tower because your staff is too stupid to actually count.

[DarienLaker]

You have a water park named "Hurricane Harbor".

[thrillseeker4552]

You tear down a beloved classic wooden coaster for a dueling RMC wood/steel hybrid coaster in its place.

 

I'm going to rephrase this.

 

You know you're a Six Flags park if you tear down an old, rickety, unpopular wooden coaster with a totally kick-a** RMC hybrid coaster that will be much more popular and a much better ride.

 

Being a Six Flags park doesn't necessarily ALWAYS have to be a bad thing

[DonGeorge]

Being a Six Flags park doesn't necessarily ALWAYS have to be a bad thing

 

As much as I enjoy rotor rides, you can't deny El Toro is amazing.

[DarienLaker]

You put in a major ride during the first year of owning one of your park, then "ruin" it afterwords before selling it a few years later!

[VF15]

...you can't even get your park's coasters correct on a park mug. (Credit for these photos goes to berryfarm in the SFMM thread.)

[Mater]

You know you're at a Six Flags park if you see DC and Warner Brothers licensed properties attached to Rides and Stores.

[DarienLaker]

Two words: ride rotations

[Intamin_coyote]

You tear down a beloved classic wooden coaster for a dueling RMC wood/steel hybrid coaster in its place.

 

I'm going to rephrase this.

 

You know you're a Six Flags park if you tear down an old, rickety, unpopular wooden coaster with a totally kick-a** RMC hybrid coaster that will be much more popular and a much better ride.

 

Being a Six Flags park doesn't necessarily ALWAYS have to be a bad thing

 

[DarienLaker]

...you can't even get your park's coasters correct on a park mug. (Credit for these photos goes to berryfarm in the SFMM thread.)

 

That's got to be heinous, if a Six flags or any park that has a mug or any other coaster souvenir(s) with coasters that aren't even in that park and one thing for sure is that Tatsu is not a Vekoma SLC and X2 is no longer pink and yellow!