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I own all three, and I wear them everywhere! They are, for all intents and purposes the greatest purchases I have ever made. I can second the Big Mike hot chick statement. Aside from the fact that I have never had any problems with the chicks in the first place and have a perfect record of 100% with them. When I wear it at the parks, my wife has to beat other hot chicks off with a stick. Or invite them to join us. So, if your already married guys, you are 22% more likely to have a three way with a TPR hoodie.

 

I must confess though, there is a down side to the TPR hoodie. It can not! I repeat! Can not! be worn by both the male and female partner while gettin' busy! At least one of you must take it off before insertion. Both times I was riding the coaster of love while we were both wearing the hoodies, Alana got pregnant. No hoodies. No baby. Hoodies on! Baby on!

 

Now you all know how Kid Tums got made.

 

So not only is it uber cool, a chick magnet, and more likely to get you a 3 way, but it also makes you more fertile! So beware! Either disrobe before getting nasty, or double bag your bad boy!

 

Anyway you look at it, the positives out weigh the negatives. So go get your hoodie today.

 

Guy "In retrospect, I guess I need to thank Robb & Elissa for giving me my two kids. Thank you so much! My world is a brighter place because of you and the TPR Hoodie!" Koepp

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^Thanks for that PSA Guy! I was unaware of that effect. I think these are all issues that must be addressed in the next Hoodie production.

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I've been a member at TPR for over 3 years and can't believe I didn't buy some type of hoodie or shirt. Once I save up some money, maybe I might buy one and support you guys.

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Hey Robb, I ordered a black zip up but I seem to be having trouble with my printer. I want to pay by check, do you need the printed out sheet that came in my e-mail?

 

Jason

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^ Yes of course! We will ship anywhere in the world! We will even ship to the MOON for all those roller coaster lovers up there too.

 

--Robb

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So, are TPR Hoodies are officially moon proof? *resists urge to order the moon a present from TPR...*

 

I ordered some DVDs but am too poor for a hoodie as well, but i will probably get one next time!

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^ LOL! Amazing photos!

 

I just want to remind everyone, now that the TPR Store is back up, that we have a VERY LIMITED amount of hoodies left. We may even already be out of some sizes.

 

Winter is approaching. A TPR Hoodie **WILL** protect you from the cold, transport you to any theme park of you choice, and serve as armor against any Intamin cables that may come flying your direction.

 

ORDER A TPR HOODIE NOW!!

 

http://www.themeparkreview.com/store

 

--Robb

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Just got my zip-up hoodie in the mail! Woo-hoo! Love the quality and the fit of this one. I already had the pull-over style so now I have one for every occasion

 

Those of you who are on the fence about ordering one... DO IT! You won't regret it!

  • 2 weeks later...
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^ Now THAT is the kind of endorsement we love to hear!!!

 

--Robb "If Melissa's mom loves it, then you HAVE to buy one!!!" Alvey

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