Never thought they sold such things...

[TheHulk]

Was browsing through a catalog earlier, and found this. Yes, they ACTUALLY make ass wipers! I know how some of us were thinking up of such a thing in the "WTF is it?" thread....and it exists! LMAO!

 

For proof that this isn't photoshopped, here's the whole page that it was advertised on:

http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq264/DanielCraig007_2008/Asswiper4.jpg

 

Maybe the Sham Wow guy or Billy Mays should start selling this!

The product and the item picture are enough, do you really need the graphic? LOL!

[KnottsDisneyFarm]

OK....now thats just weird. I would NEVER use that thing.

[WFChris]

Maybe this product is intended for a . . . larger audience?

 

Chris.

[gerd.muller]

...??????

 

OH MY GOD! That´s just weird!

[Manny In England]

Maybe this product is intended for a . . . larger audience?

 

That just reminded me of CSI Miami an awful lot. You'd need to remove your sunglases during the pause though.

[paintballer]

Is it a dildo?

[carolinacaniac]

^Perhaps that could be an unintended secondary use

 

-Gary T.

[B-RadG]

So people have become so lazy nowadays that they can't even reach around themselves? I pity those people

[chmilo24]

I bet they constructed it so it could be an a$$ wiper and a butt scratcher in one. I would buy it if i knew a store that had one(for the butt scratcher not a$$ wiper, I can do that on my own).

 

--Chris

[cfc]

Here's their customer base.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPYQtuDH6_o

[Carnage]

Where's my credit card when I need it??

[Jds03]

Did you find this in SkyMall?

[TheHulk]

Did you find this in SkyMall?

 

I found it in a catalog called Walter Drake. They always sell the strangest things. This is beyond anything I've seen from them though.

[RedB]

Was I the only one who immediately thought of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvIlVC87-uY

[chmilo24]

^No I did too. I call it the a$$wiping buttscratcher.

 

--Chris