TheHulk Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Was browsing through a catalog earlier, and found this. Yes, they ACTUALLY make ass wipers! I know how some of us were thinking up of such a thing in the "WTF is it?" thread....and it exists! LMAO! For proof that this isn't photoshopped, here's the whole page that it was advertised on: http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq264/DanielCraig007_2008/Asswiper4.jpg Maybe the Sham Wow guy or Billy Mays should start selling this! The product and the item picture are enough, do you really need the graphic? LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 OK....now thats just weird. I would NEVER use that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFChris Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Maybe this product is intended for a . . . larger audience? Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 ...?????? OH MY GOD! That´s just weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Maybe this product is intended for a . . . larger audience? That just reminded me of CSI Miami an awful lot. You'd need to remove your sunglases during the pause though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Is it a dildo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolinacaniac Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 ^Perhaps that could be an unintended secondary use -Gary T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-RadG Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 So people have become so lazy nowadays that they can't even reach around themselves? I pity those people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I bet they constructed it so it could be an a$$ wiper and a butt scratcher in one. I would buy it if i knew a store that had one(for the butt scratcher not a$$ wiper, I can do that on my own). --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Here's their customer base. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPYQtuDH6_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Where's my credit card when I need it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Did you find this in SkyMall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHulk Posted April 18, 2009 Author Share Posted April 18, 2009 Did you find this in SkyMall? I found it in a catalog called Walter Drake. They always sell the strangest things. This is beyond anything I've seen from them though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedB Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Was I the only one who immediately thought of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvIlVC87-uY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chmilo24 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 ^No I did too. I call it the a$$wiping buttscratcher. --Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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