AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - THE GAME IS OVER

[coasterdude5]

VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO DIE THIS WEEK!

THE REMAINING PERSON WILL BE THE LAST ONE ALIVE.

 

 

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

 

It's come down to this. Man vs. Woman. Boobs vs. Nothing. Who will die last? It's up to you! Vote!

 

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

 

For more information:

http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

 

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

 

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

 

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

 

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

 

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

 

Oh, feel free to check out my new movie, And Then There Were None:

 

Vimeo:

 

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DVIJ0B81

[holyblakbelt]

I'm keeping Wes alive for one more week. Maybe I'm down with Republicans, or mayo.

[Wes]

I don't have a very good reason for you to vote for Natalie over me, and the mere fact I made it this far in this game (despite being second place almost every single week) means I can claim a moral victory... but here's a helpful diagram that should persuade you.

 

The main challenge here is ME versus a GIRL WITH BOOBS. Now, how can I compete with boobs? It's tough. However, this diagram should help.

 

As you can see. Both myself and boobs start off as not very awesome. Of course, as a girl matures in adulthood, her boobs become awesome, even more awesome than myself. HOWEVER, when a women hits her mid to late thirties, with kids or without, her boobs begin a dramatic and steady decline into un-awesome saggy wrinkly terror. Whereas I remain more or less awesome throughout. So, while the SHORT TERM GAIN in awesomeness of boobs is greater, they will decline in overall value, while I keep my awesome levels steady.

[Airtime&Gravity]

I didn't have a reason to vote for either, so sorry Wes, you got my vote by chance.

[Wes]

Natalie and I are both virgins who are waiting for marriage. That means I will most likely impregnate her one day. How I made this conclusion? I don't know. I'm on Red Bull. So I'm killing off Wes. Good bye. You are the weakest link. You are fired. Clearly fear is a factor for you. Your shot at love is over. TTYN.

 

BUUUUUUT TYLERRRRRR I WANNA BE YOUR FRIENDDDDDDDDDDD

[Vekoma Fan Boy]

Damn, if I'd saw Wes' him vs. boobs post before I voted, I wouldn't have voted for him this week!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vekoma "Should read the damn thread!" Fan Boy

[coasterdude5]

EDIT: We're tied again. How will this all play out?

 

Remember:

 

Boobs > Wes

[AllenA07]

Wow with the forum outage this has the chance to become the greatest scandal since hanging chads. However I again am going to cast my vote to get rid of the mod, and the support the average poster!

[natatomic]

Yes, it's odd how Wes's graph survived the outage, but all of my rebuttals mysteriously...disappeared.

 

I'm not implying foul play or anything. I'll leave that up to the conspiracy theorists. Still...very, very odd.

 

[Team Thriller]

Sorry Wes, I will always pick the cute girls over any guy, Wes or not Wes....

 

--James

[Wes]

Yes, it's odd how Wes's graph survived the outage, but all of my rebuttals mysteriously...disappeared.

 

I'm not implying foul play or anything. I'll leave that up to the conspiracy theorists. Still...very, very odd.

 

 

Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for this. Anything that was posted after the last back-up (after midnight PST on Friday morning) was lost. Sadly, that means the "me as a monkey" picture was lost too.

[krazekiddd]

Hrmm, looks like I'm going to be one of those undecides that the news keeps talking about. I did get my wish for he final two, but I have no idea which way to go.

 

In one way, boobs don't have any of that mysterious effect on me as I have NO interest what so ever. However, if I kill Natalie, then she could make life hell on the West Coast trip for me (if she even really cares).

 

I think I'll just wait this out and frustrate the pollsters that will keep calling me to see where I stand.

[TheRapidsNerd]

And here we are...the final showdown.

 

Yes friends, two worthy competitors with razor-sharp wits, and coaster know-how. Caption Ninjas perhaps?

 

Both offered excellent, convincing and humorous arguements (before the outage). Both deserve props for getting this far. Both have my deep respect. BUT, as the Highlander's say, "There can be only one".

 

Wes walks off into the Purple Rain with his head held high, while Natalie remains, as the victor.

 

Well done folks, well done.

[alpengeist04]

Sorry Wes, gotta go with the boobs.

[coasterdude5]

EDIT: Removed pointless crap.

 

Looks like this is gonna be a close one.

[mcjaco]

^ That has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.

 

Why even post that here?

[coasterdude5]

^ Sorry it was a lead-in to possibly the next edition of TPR survivor. Too soon though.

 

The mayonnaise trap is coming.

[printersdevil78]

In one way, boobs don't have any of that mysterious effect on me as I have NO interest what so ever.

 

Jahan, are you posting under krazekiddd's screen name again?

 

Yes friends, two worthy competitors with razor-sharp wits, and coaster know-how.

 

Wes walks off into the Purple Rain with his head held high, while Natalie remains, as the victor.

 

My head automatically read these sentences in Howard Cosell's voice. Creepy.

[Kalepi_Konei]

I voted for against Wes because I like boobs. And let's not forget people "boy's have a penis, girl's have a vagina."

[Manny In England]

^ Some guys have boobs too.

[BelizeIt]

^^Great Kindergarten Cop quote.

 

Wes and Natalie have both made compelling arguments. (before the outage) But in the end, Evil must be opposed. So Wes Has To Go!!!

 

I don't believe that it was a coincidence that the site went down last night. I believe that a 'Higher Power' stepped in to alter the voting. Before the outage the vote was almost even, now Natalie is significantly closer to Crushing the Gollum Boy.

 

So if you like Girls, Vertical Smiles, and Boobies, then show your support for Natalie.

 

If you prefer Overbearing, Condescending, Sausage Packing, Tyrannical Moderators then cast your support for Wes.

[TheRapidsNerd]

TheRapidsNerd wrote:

Yes friends, two worthy competitors with razor-sharp wits, and coaster know-how.

 

Wes walks off into the Purple Rain with his head held high, while Natalie remains, as the victor.

 

 

My head automatically read these sentences in Howard Cosell's voice. Creepy.

 

Hey, in a bizarro way, it works...kinda like this fun contest.

[mcjaco]

Natalie gets my vote until she SHOWS her boobies.

[natatomic]

^But if I did that, there'd be no mystery, nothing to ponder and think about before you go to bed at night. If I just showed you my boobies, what else in life would you have to look forward to?

 

Plus, I'd probably be kicked of the site, and Wes would win by default. And then I wouldn't be able to do anymore trip reports for you guys. Is that really the kind of world you want to live in? Is it?

 

Trust me, I'm doing you a favor by keeping my girls covered and left to your imagination.

[coasterdude5]

You're taunting us... That's not fair!