PKI Jizzman Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Okay guys, here is how it goes. Today is sunday, and that mean I have to mow the lawn. I go to pull out the lawn mower and I turnaround right into a GIANT spider web and spider in the middle! I go and get a bat and dramatically take it down and SQUASH IT! Then, I am on the lawn mower and I run INTO and THOUGH another giant web with the same type of spider in it! I freak out and jump off, then run to stop the lawn mower from running through the woods, get the WOODEN bat and kill that one. AND I GOT BITTEN! Ahhhh!!!!! Pics will explain the story Ahh!!! Arachnifobia!!! Enjoy! Ive been bitten! Reeemmeeemmmberrrr meeeeeeee x.x *dies* nooo....it cant be.....I AM TOO LATE!!! DONT MESS WITH ME!!!! Hiya!!! -smack- YEA YOU GOT OWND! YOU CANT HIDE!!!! Oh, it is ON! AH!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! 10 min later.......OMG ANOTHER ONE! YOU GOT SQUASHED MOTHA F%@#$A!!!! I wacked it and it fell.......its getting away! my Lil bro decides to use the force OMFG! Its attacking!!!!!! TAKE THAT!!! I got into my armor suit and got m weapons (rake and metal base ball bat) Hmm my spider senses are tingling.......there it is!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas2 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 LMAO that was soo random ...I'm actually afraid of spiders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 I was almost afraid to step on it! It was really, really big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timpowes Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Creepy... I hate spiders -Stabs all the spiders- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Tisk tisk, I understand killing Spiders that get inside, but killing the ones outside is stupid. Now who's going to kill all the other bugs that want to get in to your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 My trusty cats will eat all the bugs inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 You better watch out! PETA's gonna shank your A$$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 No way! Those spiders attacked me first and left me no choice but to SQUASH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flo3:16 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 You know what really S*cks? I`m really afraid of Spiders. Really afraid.(Where talking Phobia here) My problem is i can`t Kill Any living Creature. So if a Spider is in my Room, I´ll wait till the Spider leaves.(I`m unable to get near them, let alone touch them.) Once there was a Spider ON my Bed. I didn`t sleep the hole night. Stupid Spiders. So PKI ManJZ if you ever come to Germany. I`d be Thankfull if you drop by to Kill everything, with more than 7 Legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 Hmm I will try to make it over, but it think it could be hard getting a metal baseball bat and rake through airport security..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Be glad you don't live in Australia and have to deal with "Huntsman" spiders: web.archive.org/web/20030625235624/users.pandora.be/nicolas1/clockspider2.jpg They are totally harmless (not aggressive, no venom, etc) .. but they're huge and very hairy. My parents had two in their apartment, but they were advised not to kill them. Apparently Huntsmen spiders are partners for life .. so if you kill one, then the other one will hang around forever trying to find the one you killed. But if you leave them alone, eventually they'll move along. So my parents left them alone, and for a few days the spiders went from room to room .. but then they were gone. My dad misses them! Cameron. (Edit to fix typo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 9, 2006 Author Share Posted October 9, 2006 OMFG!!!! That thig is huge! I would freak out and like......get my airsoft gun and a giant boot! OMFG!!!! That thing....OMFG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flo3:16 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Be glad you don't live in Australia and have to deal with "Huntsman" spiders: web.archive.org/web/20030625235624/users.pandora.be/nicolas1/clockspider2.jpg They are totally harmless (not aggressive, no venom, etc) .. but they're huge and very hairy. My parents had two in their apartment, but they were advised not to kill them. Apparently Huntsmen spiders are partners for life .. so if you kill one, then the other one will hang around forever trying to find the one you killed. But if you leave them alone, eventually they'll move along. So my parents left them alone, and for a few days the spiders went from room to room .. but then they were gone. My dad misses them! Cameron. (Edit to fix typo) Holy Sh*t whats that Thing? A Mutant or something? PKI ManJZ forget about germany, go to Australia and save this Countrie. And buy a Bazooka before you go, you`ll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Spiders = the only thing Im afraid of. I seriously HATE spiders, like they make me freak out to the point of high pitched screaming. Any size spider scares me, they just freak me the hell out! Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Spiders arent my biggest fear.....but they are in the top 5. A few feeks ago I found a wolf spider in my basement.....I didnt go down there for a week. And ugho.....I found a wasp nest in a tree outside!!!! AH!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Say hi to my little friend....He was hanging out on the eve of our roof a few years ago when I took the pic and he was right above the walkway. Seconds after taking the pic of him, we hosed him (well, technically her) down and smashed the spider as soon as it landed on the ground. This spider was the size of a 50 cent coin including it's legs in it's position in the picture. And yes, this ACEr spider's eating a wasp for those who wonder. Rawr!!! Don't mess with me!!11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flo3:16 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Could you People please stop posting Pictures of these Creatures. The last one was really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 OMFG! That thing is disgusting! EWewewewewewewew....I would just run away in defeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfie Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 We had a GIANT one in our yard a few weeks ago... it was probably the size of a half-dollar. Creepy stuff; GREAT photo TR by the way! Does it count as a credit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Two spider credits! I found one the other day against the wall in this crack....and a bunch of Daddy Long Legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Could you People please stop posting Pictures of these Creatures. Would you rather we post pictures of Brown Recluse Spider bites instead?! I won't post a link because they're just too disgusting.. (And in warning to all those who will run off to do a google image search, make sure you have a strong stomach.) Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.LouisBOI Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Haha, OMG wow, that australian spider is just massive! But yeah, brown recluse spiders live everywhere around here and I'm surprised that I've never been bitten before, just today I saw 3 of them hiding between bricks outside. I also remember being in Florida and I looked up at the ceiling to this restaurant near the beach and I almost freaked out because there was this HUGE spider sitting in it's massive web and it was orange and black and was bigger than my fist...hah, can't find those around St. Louis. I have a picture. Can anyone tell me what type of spider it is if they know? Thanks. YIKES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 ^Its a banana spider, we have a LOT of those in the woods behind my school. They too scare the living crap out of me. Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfBeastSucks Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Would you rather we post pictures of Brown Recluse Spider bites instead?! Haha, I have seen several pictures of the a Brown Recluse spider bite, it is disgusting. However, I think it would be a good idea for people too search images for it, so they can be on the look out. If you want to see pictures of the Brown Recluse and its bite, then click here: http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=Brown+Recluse+Spider&spell=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted October 11, 2006 Author Share Posted October 11, 2006 Wow....that pic was disturbing ^ I have seen one of those banana spider in South Carolina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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