JimmyBo Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 Here we go...Dollyhizzle and other shizzle with Tomizzle and other peepizzle This Photo Trip Report is brought to you in red-neck vision, if you are easily offended I suggest you continue to read on and enjoy this update I'll let the photos speak for themselves Here's some of the peeps we meet up with. James, Michael, Alex and Brooks Hey look Ma, I can take Dolly home with me...sweet! This here is a wet, hairy, squirting beaver...gotta love those beavers that squirt I'm wet all over and I like it Someone about to get their wet on This is a Topple Tower, you topple over and stuff You know she's not from around here if she's got a band-aid to cover up a heart tattoo Thank God my teeth were fixed before I saw this honey...Sweet Caroline For all those that need a dentist (which is pretty much everyone in Dollywood) Go here! James: "So you push this button to release?" Tommy: "God, you dont know what you are doing" James: "Oh, ok" ...so Tommy and James were the first riders on it This is Lumber Jack Lift, its for those who didnt get their work out in the morning... Second drop of doom and steepness into a tunnel that will soon be there It's all twisty and stuff and vertical...i like it when its vertical ooooo...vertical goodness Being part of the GAP we got a luxurious hard hat tour that no one else has had so BLAH! Who likes construction photos? I DO I DO Mystery Mine...soon to open Friday 13th but next year Welcome to Dollywood, where butterflys are the way of life and big busts make you famous This red-neck is finally ready to go to Dollywood A missed credit, this be Red Devil off in the distance But at least it has been sold and is scheduled to re-open next near Too bad it's closed On the way to Dollywood we pass by Ghost Town in the Sky ...and four adorable little roommates ...half naked statues, squirrels... Well, not really. It's Tommy and James' house and it's complete with a patio... The main reason I took this trip is to see the luxurious Polynesian Resort American Airlines... "No carry-ons aloud and we lose your checked baggage" Thaaaaanks Hi, I'm photo number 1 and this is San Deigo...bye bye San Diego
JimmyBo Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 More goodness that is Dolly's Wood This here b the Veggie Tales kiddie whore credit coaster I mean, what the hell? At least we broke it after we rode it...seriously Time to ride the wunna be swings ...they have "fat people seats". Or you can fit two normal sized people in em too The swings, YAY!!!! but these swings are different.... You know you're special when you try on that crap...looks like Barron rides the short bus too Through the trees in all it's glory and wonder and red-neckness Next was Tennessee Tornado, the last Arrow Looper and probably the best in my opinion While I settled for my ACE sundae buffet...yes a sundae buffet...I was in heaven and if ACE found out about this it would go out of business Barron couldn't have Tommy's hot dog so he settled for a round thing with a hole in the middle Tommy had his muchie crave on Now I know why there were so many "large" people in Dollywood...the food is awesome and everyone eats everything Now what Dollywood is famous for...FOOD!!!! Yay!!! I found my short bus to school, wait...why am i going to school if i can't read and i'm only 22 Then we rode some other water ride that got everone wet...7 guys all wet on a hot summer days, interesting... We were all like "WTF was that ride?" Not to mention, you get completely drentched on the ride You ride down a slide in this foam thing that rips apart before reaching the bottom This is the evil Nazi lady that screamed and yelled at everyone. She's yelling at Barron to not make that face right now This be the mountain slidewinder or something like that... While James uses a fan to cool off his nipple After riding the Head of Thunder we decided to take a shower to rinse off from piss and vomit Thunderhead is definitely up there on my Top Ten Woody's This red-neck is about to piss his pants going down the first drop Weeeeee...Thunderhead is an awesome woody and I can't say I've been on a woody that's this awesome For those of you that dont know Tommy, you should slap yourself upside the face cuz he's famous...people know him Going up zee lift hill Wicked Turn. If you put your hands up on this turn they will be chopped off...even if you're a midget This would have been a great shot but too bad that annoying little Arnie Screamer is in the way Next up be Thunderhead
JimmyBo Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 Don't piss off a red-neck Yeah, I won...my car kicked some major @$$ and I passed everyone After being a bunch of credit whores we race around the block in go-karts Bunny Hill...WooHoo!!!! Look at the red-neck coaster...it's RED! Nascar Speedpark...home of red-necks, go-karts, and a credit Look at his cute little red nose leading the way Rudicoaster!!! Credit!!! YEAH!!!! So why are we here in Santa's Land? Not the scenery, not the bears, not electric monkey island, not pig skin...... Yay, TPR approved...Jackasses!!! I don't think there's enough fish in this here lake MMMM, Pig skin never tasted so good before, BARF!! Don't believe me? Here ya go Hey everyone, it's Electric Monkey Island Look ma...they got deer too I bet that bear is popular with the ladies Oh my god, they gots bears here Oh wait, I ain't done yet...Santa's Land is next Thanks Dollyhizzle, it's been the shizzle Before we leave, Barron had to try on more clothes for his college attire I'll show her my gun Finally a good view for a straight guy...I've been waiting all day This here b the 7 mile 20 day long train ride...we didnt ride it cuz we'd still be on it but it's ok cuz the force from the ride made the pee fly outward toward everone watching That's Brooks...He's sad and pathetic and rode by himself on his first Disco...he wet himself Next up on the grand tour of Dollyhizzle is Dizzy Wizzy Hizzy Snizzy Disk
JimmyBo Posted August 28, 2006 Author Posted August 28, 2006 Thanks to everyone that made this trip awesome. For Tommy and James for showing me the sites, for Barron screamin like Arnie as usual, and for following peeps Brooks, Michael (madonna), and Alex meetin us out they. I give you Red-Neck butterflys Oh my God...A butterfly!!!
robbalvey Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 I bet that bear is popular with the ladies LMAO!!! Great stuff! Glad you all and the redneck teeth had a great weekend! --Robb
niiicolaaah Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 The teef... they kill... great TR! I've been dying to go to Dollywood.. I might get my chance next year!
pianojohn Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 So you spent a whole weekend with Tommy and James and you're still straight? Looks like you guys had fun!
niiicolaaah Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 ^I spent almost two weeks with T&J and I'm still straight!
DerekRx Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 Looks like a good fun trip, as expected. Maybe next time T&J have a gathering I'll show up and make it that much better! I miss those skillet potatoes big time!
Homer Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 I bet that bear is popular with the ladies This reminds us that bears are scary and America's number one threat. Awesome photo TR.
Tomizzle For Rizzle Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 Santa's Land is awesome! I can't believe you did not get any pics of the baby bears drinking fruit punch. I just posted my photos also at http://www.tommyandjames.net.updates1.html Now you need to upload that footage of us on the Screamin Swing and yall on the Skyscraper! Great pics and whatknought! Holla Tommy
Ryan King Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 Finally a good view for a straight guy...I've been waiting all day... So youre implying that Baron is also gay? -Ryan
Tomizzle For Rizzle Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 So youre implying that Baron is also gay? -Ryan Wait, didn't you and Barron share rooms on the UK trip?
Ryan King Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 So youre implying that Baron is also gay? -Ryan Wait, didn't you and Barron share rooms on the UK trip? Yes, which is the reason for my concern!
jamesdillaman Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 How many times did he download your video, Ryan? Anyway, awesome park, awesome photos, awesome captions. Dollywood is great and will be even better. My favorite park. -James Dillaman
TopThrillz Posted August 28, 2006 Posted August 28, 2006 LMAO!!! okay ryan. first off. its barron, not baron. so if your going to label me. get it right. second. you have nothing to worry about. your not my type
Ryan King Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 LMAO!!! okay ryan. first off. its barron, not baron. so if your going to label me. get it right. second. you have nothing to worry about. your not my type well BARRON! My apologies on the name..and Im a little frightened...haha! -Ryan
speedracer Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 So youre implying that Baron is also gay? -Ryan EL OH EL!!! And LOL to the shim .
TopThrillz Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 HAHAHA. THANKS! but that's not even the best one. i prefer the sassy one
speedracer Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Naw, boa's are sooooo last year . . . much more flawless in the perfectly accessorized hot pink ensemble .
Tomizzle For Rizzle Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 The best part is that you would see ACTUAL people wearing that stuff at DW. Best park EVAR!
FlyingScooter Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Nice TR. I love DollyWood. Best food anywhere! Can't wait to go back next year.
jynx242 Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Great pictures! It looks like a good time was had by all. Also, I am MAD for that pink outfit Barron! Great look! Thanks for the Trip Report - good times...
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