Guttermouth Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 I know the meaning behind Robb's screenname.......duh.....but what is the story with SharkTums. I know it has probably been told before, but for us newbies. What's the deal?
SharkTums Posted June 28, 2006 Posted June 28, 2006 (edited) http://web.archive.org/web/20070309101304/http://hometown.aol.com/sharktums/ Who is SharkTums? I assume that anyone at this page has seen "Robb Alvey's Coaster Season 2001". If not, make sure to get yourself a copy. For those of you who have gotten this far in the joke, SharkTums was created by Robb Alvey as an alter ego. SharkTums is considered a 'stud' in the ocean. All the hotties under the sea want some of his fins. He will make time for all the hunnies when he gets around to it. He's not the settling down type, but will promise to show you an evening of fun! Why SharkTums? After numerous attempts at entering in possibilities for new AIM screenames and having everything from "hotdog69" to "ddrfatman" rejected, Robb finally opened his eyes and saw Squeaky Shark and a bottle of Tums right in front of him on his desk! Hence, SharkTums was born. Edited July 25, 2017 by robbalvey
Guttermouth Posted June 28, 2006 Author Posted June 28, 2006 Super Awesome!!! Thanks Elissa for the info.
Jumboshrmp Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 Speaking of sharks, I recently listened to an episode of In the loop weekend review, where robb comes on and plays something from a talking shark. Is that the talking shark that he put up to the microphone?
Ryan King Posted June 29, 2006 Posted June 29, 2006 *Disturbed Face* I thought they were making tums out of sharks now..now WTF am I suppossed to do with all the bottles of Tums i bought? Thanks Elissa...
Jumboshrmp Posted June 30, 2006 Posted June 30, 2006 Ha, what a great story... Squeaky Shark = AWESOME! No, the hello kitty vibrator is awesomer.
ECZenith Posted July 1, 2006 Posted July 1, 2006 That was one of the questions I've been dying to ask and I've just NOW found the answer. It's funny because I think we've all had a squeaky shark at some point our lives.
TheArchfiend Posted July 2, 2006 Posted July 2, 2006 If your name is Shark Tums... then why is your avatar Tums Shark. Could you have not taken a picture with the shark and the Tums switched around? The Earth will continue not to spin until this question is answered!
Jumboshrmp Posted July 2, 2006 Posted July 2, 2006 If your name is Shark Tums... then why is your avatar Tums Shark. Could you have not tken a picture with the shark and the Tums switched around? The Earth will continue not to spin until this question is answered! Look at the picture in a mirror then. Happy now? Wait... then it would be krahS smuT nevermind....
TheArchfiend Posted July 2, 2006 Posted July 2, 2006 If your name is Shark Tums... then why is your avatar Tums Shark. Could you have not tken a picture with the shark and the Tums switched around? The Earth will continue not to spin until this question is answered! Look at the picture in a mirror then. Happy now? Wait... then it would be krahS smuT nevermind.... "Krahs Smut"... That sounds like an German porn store.
methylene Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 If your name is Shark Tums... then why is your avatar Tums Shark. Could you have not taken a picture with the shark and the Tums switched around? The Earth will continue not to spin until this question is answered! Behold, the wonders of two minutes in MS Paint: Smut?
Guttermouth Posted July 12, 2006 Author Posted July 12, 2006 with the pic reversed it becomes Shark SMUT. i don't think that is exactly what elissa was going for.
SharkTums Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 On this site, I sometimes feel I should be SharkSmut!
TheArchfiend Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ^^^ Ahhh... that's much better. Nothing like a good ol' picture of some Shark Smut.
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted July 19, 2006 Posted July 19, 2006 Ha, what a great story... Squeaky Shark = AWESOME! No, the hello kitty vibrator is awesomer. WTF!?!?!?! On this site, I sometimes feel I should be SharkSmut! (Kinda Creeped out) Why? :taikoscardface:
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