BeemerBoy

^ No worries. We all get in moods now and then and sometimes need a swift kick in the arse to remind us that things are never that bad....which is where I come in. I pull no punches, especially whenever there's hints of suicide involved. I do hope things get better for ya.

^ If it helps any, I can tell you that these were not given out as swag on media day, so I'm gonna assume they were a limited production item given to management.

How is this different than any other post you make? You realize you pretty much just patted yourself on the back too, right? Made up your mind yet?

How am I supposed to vote for something I haven't even seen yet (Dollywood)?

Awesome! Just clicked on and was lucky enough to catch a quick screen grab of the White. Sharky shark shark shark.

You know what else chicks don't dig? Whiny guys who bitch about nonsensical stuff on roller coaster forums. Seriously, if you "know how lucky you are in a lot of ways," then prove it. Focus on the good, and quit being a little bitch about the rest. Life sucks. Deal with it. You're not gonna gain any friends, chicks, or sympathy at the rate you're going. I am sorry to hear about your pets, but it's time to man up concerning the rest of that stuff. The suicidal garbage is selfish and stupid. It's harsh, but I hope that helps. Seriously.

^ Here's some great Disney bokeh to inspire you.

^ I guess you've missed all the other big announcements thus far, huh?

Um, if corporate needs to be shown something, then who exactly is making the decisions? Listen, the only reason this park still exists is because it's an anomaly. For some strange odd reason, the place continued to turn a profit in recent years. That's the only reason it wasn't sold off. So you tell me, do you not think corporate already knows that it's okay to continue feeding this place crap and making them like it? If some place remains in the black, why change things? Also, God hates SFA. That's why.

All of that, AND great flyers?!? Such a shame it's so out of the way. That's a bold statement, my friend. Awesome report!

My thoughts exactly. I'm liking the idea of Nevermore, Nightingales, Winter's Night, and LOVING the theme of The Forsaken.

I have no soul. I do have a desire to read your updates though. That won out. No Spaceballs DVD? What an oversight.

I'm a fan of bokeh as well, but not when it's the primary subject in the photograph. To me, most of those shots look like the Petri dish of a lab experiment, and not fireworks.

You know, when she was standing there saying, "Come try your luck," she sort of resembled Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. So basically it's pretty terrifying already.

I am formally requesting more Colbie, please. Nice report thus far!

^ Woah, wait, I think I recognize the detail shop in those pics! I buy some of my stuff from those guys. EDIT: BAM!

And one word sums up the thoughts from westerners who chose to mock.......karma. When the next "big one" happens out there, and the subsequent all-network telethon airs with all of Hollywood pining for my charitable donations, I'll be at the bar.......spending it.

^ It's even prettier in person.

^ This is clearly the next step then.... Oh, and by the way, the report was hilarious!!

Hanno, it pretty much goes without saying (but I will anyway), awesome pics as usual! On a side note, I guess I've never looked up an actual statistical comparison between Disney Sea and Epcot. From all the pictures I've ever seen of this place, it always seems as though there's more walking involved at Disney Sea than Epcot. Is that just an optical illusion, or is that a fair assumption?

Yes.

On what planet?

Only If They Capitalized Every Word On The Pass.

Or the Future of Gaga Coasters? Scott "really just wanted another reason to post that emoticon" B.

If indeed that had been the case, it would be the single greatest professional establishment ever created.