BeemerBoy

You're picky.

Horror cruise? I thought they already announced the Guy Fieri /George Lopez thing?

Battleship does one thing, and one thing only. It convinces me that this can and SHOULD happen....

This is what it meant to say, right?

Minus HRRRRRRR, a kiddie coaster, and a couple outdoor stages, couldn't you basically copy and paste Universal Orlando in Moscow? I mean, it basically consists of indoor attractions, no?

Does vodka mix well with butterbeer?

Most stuff operates better at 4g these days.

Another thing to take into consideration is that most SF and CF parks are seasonal. Year-round operations *might* allow them to change food pricing structures? Although I'm with you Matt....somehow I'm still not convinced that would happen.

Where's Ginzo at? I'm sure he'll approve of this.

Nice update, Chuck. Assuming that's not some very well done replica, then it's a crime to leave a 1969(?) Porsche 912 sitting there looking like that.

I wanna say this is clearly another "oh, Carnival" moment, but then again it does say North Central Florida, which could easily mean the Gainesville area. Yeah, this one's a wash.

Side bets on where Elissa valleys?

And by "pretty unique piece of terrain," Jake means "just another craphole piece of Alabama."

What people?

I agree with both points 100%.

^ Yes. Yes you do. Glad you did a report, Chuck! It sucks that we couldn't make it up there to hang out with "ya'll."

^ The only thing that wrap advertises to me is that the monorail would look pretty badass all black.

Or I could grab a light bulb, garden hose, and film projector, then head down to the local pool. Sorry, Universal.....yawn.

Well crafted! Oh, and thanks for the look at the inverted monorail.

This is excellent information.

The picnic tables are a HUGE upgrade.

Nice work, Hanno. Does this park do anything wrong?

For the record, I could currently still find my dream Ferrari for under 50k. EDIT: ^ LOL. Or at least one running from the house to the garage.

Best idea yet. Seriously, resisting the urge to tell the world of your winnings is the smartest thing any lottery winner could ever do. The former "largest jackpot in US history" winning ticket was purchased by someone here in town at a place I used to stop at almost every morning before work, right across from my old office. The guy cashed out for the lump $80 million payment, and still lives nearby. However, he has basically become a recluse do to the overwhelming attention from family, friends, and people across the globe who you wouldn't ever imagine even knowing about his existence. Without question, the lottery, if not handled correctly, is easily the biggest curse one could ever endure. If I win, you people would never know it.

I would approve of the giant snake monorail.....only if it dueled with another giant menacing beast of some kind.