Guy T. Koepp

I call it a twisty, loopy, thingy. That's what it is. It twisty, loopy thingys itself. It's a twisy loopy thingy.

I wish I could somehow pass along all my unused spinny coins to my kids. I want them to experience all the joy the Simpsons have to offer when they can get er'thang off the wheel.

^I believe the proper term is, "Helix of Death."

^Know how you feel. When I hit him, I lept up off the couch and yelled, "I got you! You Mutherfu@ker!"

^Again, as long as the hot chicks stay, they can do anything to the ride they want. And again, the FROZEN princesses can fingercuff me anytime.

Seriously. It's not like they would have to buy more land to expand the park. All they would need to do is approve the billions of dollars that was needed to design and construct such attractions. Yo Bob! Green light this shiz!

Did anyone else think they saw any Hidden Mickys? I thought I spotted a couple.

^The hottest chicks work in that pavillion. As long as they keep all the hot chicks, they can do anything else they want. Besides, the princesses from Frozen are pretty damn hawt in their own right. They could tag team me any day of the week. Heck, they could bring that creepy snowman along, and I'd still be DTF Guy "The cold never bothered me anyway." Koepp

^Dude! You're so intense. Who hurt you man? Perhaps there are other emotional factors involved with your anger. Deep emotional factors. We need to explore your psyche. Break down your feelings. Get to the source of your diress, so you can live emotionally free again. Fly little hatchling, fly and be free to explore the skies like you have never explored before.

I GOT YOU SNOWMAN BUMBLE MUTHERF^€KER! SUCK IT!

That's Fun Spot's line. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Any reason why they're extending it? Is EA not ready with the next update?

The server has been up and down all night.

Yeah, I had this problem last year. My Santee never posted any pics. The only reason I knew he/she got the gifts is because I never got banned. At least this year I can officially neither confirm nor deny that my Santee got his/hers/it's gift.

^That's what she said! BOOM! First one of the day!

Anything by the Bieber would make me scream. Guy "Definitely not a Belieber!" Koepp

I'm averaging 4 to 5 spins a day right now, and I still haven't gotten the Bumble! Rrrrrrrrrrr! Curse you spinny wheel!

Perhaps that was what the update that I got yesterday morning. It was small, so I thought it was just a fix for something.

I am nothing, if not subtle.

^ And that's what makes it glorious!

I love this little Holiday endeavor. It brings out the best in people. Thank you Brandy for doing such a great job of organizing it each year. If by chance one would like to show their appreciation and send the organizer a little something, where might one send these tokens of appreciation? And, where by chance does said organizer like to dine if'n they were to recieve a gift card from an appreciative participant? I of course am not speaking for myself, but for an appreciative person whom will remain nameless. You can PM me said address, and I will gladly pass it along to the aforementioned but anonymous appreciative participant.

That's almost as cool as sitting next to Elvis. Then again, maybe Mantis Man is Elvis. Or maybe I've watched Bubba Ho-Tep one time too many. No! Sitting next to him is not cool. He sat next to me one time before I knew who he was, and he freaked me out. He does this weird mumbling kinda countdown before the launch. He then gets pissed if he misses it. I actually think the ride ops watch for him and then mess up his count on purpose. I know if I were a ride op on Xcelerator I would.

Great TR Chuck. I missed Merry Farm this year. But was able to catch the refurbed Log Ride at HAUNT. Loved it! glad you had an awesome time. Knotts is looking great these days.

Pictures from this slide always bring me from a smile, to laughter, and then to tears. Thank you Hanno.

^^Totally looks like the under fairy hooked her up with a nice clamshell from the Victorias Secret Angels collection. Me Likey!