cparkes92

Release

I've heard stories of Millennium and Gemini having six hour waits on their opening days at Cedar Point. Wonder how far back the line went for Millie as it's about 1.5 hours if everything to the north of the queue beginning is used. One perk of opening days: I bet the non-new coasters have shorter lines than normal for busy days

No. Have you ever been to Coney Island (in NYC)?

Comedy

Never! When's the last time you've gone to a concert?

To make it worse, you get bit by said rabid dog. You can't get back into your FFBFWMAG after a water ride.

It being Good Friday may lighten the crowds slightly

No. Never even been to Dollywood, for that matter. Have you ridden any Dinn Corp woodies?

Seeing Coe this weekend!

If Sleeping Bear National Lakeshore counts, then yes. Have you ridden any RMCs?

Stuffed

Sink

Granted, but the line is two hours long with one train operation. I wish I could travel wherever I want.

To make it worse, you fell and broke your leg. You go to Disney for the first time.

Burger

"Gon, Gon, Gon, Gon-Dola" A parody of Kraftwerk's classic song "Autobahn"

These people need signs!

"I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Dolly Parton

No. Have you ever ridden a coaster prior to official opening (i.e. during a soft opening)?

Hype Machine

Yes. Have you ever eaten at Chick-fil-A?

So it's a good thing SFMM has a dry season!

9/10 Disney World?