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Sir Clinksalot

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  1. Ted, your smurf name could almost be a Prison Bitch name as well.
  2. ^ With the sue happy mentality in the states though, it's better safe than sorry these days.
  3. But of course if the kid got on a ride and fell off they would be the first to sue.
  4. ^ Kinda like mini-burgers. Like at White Castle. Gregg "Going to start a fast food thread" C. EDIT: You can find the fast food conversation here: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17730
  5. ^ I think there is only 1 KFC I have seen that's NOT ghetto, that's the one here in Camarillo. I think the ONLY fast food place I would miss from CA would be Del Taco. Do they have those back east?
  6. Why do people say they are going to do something, then not do it? Some people just don't have the balls I guess.
  7. Hardee's is NOT Carls Jr. Stupid Carls Jr doesn't have the sliders.
  8. Mine are 1. Worthington Cream Flow 2. Caffreys 3. Kronenbourg
  9. A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." _______________ How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalog. _______________ An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
  10. Oldie but a goodie: So this guy walks in to a pet store and wants to buy an animal he can talk to. The guy at the store says "How bout' this parrot, it will repeat everything you say". The guy says "Sure, that sounds really cool" So the guy takes the bird home and is trying to get it to talk. While in the shower the guy says "Oh I want my ass clean", but the bird didn't say anything. Later that day some kids are playing baseball and they hit the ball through the window, the guy ducks and says "Watch out, that almost hit my F**k'n head", but the bird didn't say anything. Later that same day a donkey was stuck in the middle of the road. Somebody asked "How do we move it" and the guy says "Slap her in the ass", but the bird still didn't say anything. So the next day the guy and the bird are in church and the priest says "HALLELUIA" and the bird says "Oh I want my ass clean". The priest throws the bible at the bird, the bird ducks and says "Watch out, that almost hit my F**k'n head". Then some fat lady fainted and the priest says "How do we move her" and the bird says "Slap her in the ass". Gregg "I must have heard that one in like 4th grade" C.
  11. I'm a classic kind of guy: 1. Bass Ale 2. Newcastle 3. Sam Adams Honorable mentions go to: Amber Bock and MGD (that's my drinking to get drunk beer)
  12. ^^ Dude, Elissa's "Company" cooking rocks!! Of course we have only had it once, but it still rocked!!!
  13. I think the worst website will be a landslide. Best ... probably Disney World.
  14. Aw, come on honey, post something bad that I have cooked you in the 10 years we have been together! Trust me, you won't get in trouble!!! Kristi "my dream is still to be a chef someday! Maybe a low carb chef!!! " C.
  15. Awesome TR!! I'm hoping to get to Hershey one of these years.
  16. I can totally see this turning into something HUGE now.
  17. Considering my wife posts here I had best be careful. She is actually a REALLY good cook, and we used to eat some awesome stuff in the "Pre-Atkins" days, but we still get good cooking once in awhile. Okay, so to the topic at hand. I'm not going to say something that Kristi made that was gross because, like I said, I'd be a dead man. I will talk about something that Kristi's Mom made a few years ago though. Christmas Eve (I'm thinking 2 or 3 years ago) she made some kind of Pumpkin Ice Cream pie or something. Now, My mother in-law (who is the BEST) is an awesome cook. I have NEVER hated ANYTHING she has ever made, except this. I'm sure Kristi can be more specific on exactly 'what' it was, but I think it was the first time we were all in agreement (even my Mother in-law) that it wasn't something we ever needed to eat again.
  18. ^ Dave, I KNOW I would like the music from your video's. Still waiting for one of yours to be uploaded for the masses!!! Gregg "Fellow Music Lover" C.
  19. Uhm ... and I'm just guessing here ... it looks like a stain on the file cabinet thingy ... maybe from a sticker or something ...
  20. Man, I wonder if I should do a Work TR. Would be pretty boring though, unless I was in a class. Nice pics!!!
  21. What parks are you looking for? Anything in particular or just whatever? We have some Bonfante Gardens and PGA ticket stubs from earlier this year. But with AP's, there aren't too many parks we have actual "tickets" to anymore.
  22. Looks like TDS' new coaster is open as of today (well, tomorrow here in the states). http://www.tokyodisneyresort.co.jp/tds/japanese/event/raging/index.html The writing is all in Japanese, but they have the merchandise and according to TDLFAN over at MiceChat it means the ride is now open. Looks cool!!!
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