UberBeavis

Revenge of the Mummy - about 4 hours ago

Great TR - and I agree, you were robbed for the blue ribbon - oh well, I guess there's no accounting for good taste

Wanna buy a watch?

Yeah, the rideops'll be too busy checking in on their cellphones, so they don't miss the latest from their boyfriends/girlfriends/parole officers...

Uncooked chicken breasts make WONDERFUL underpants

The fundraiser is at CityWalk - the tickets are just a nice little thank you for donating...

Maybe they'll use an old, long gone Magic Mountain ride name... EL BUMPO!!

THAT'S a knife...

My favorite coaster endings? Goldrusher at SFMM - especially at night, it just feels so out of control, and then you fly up into the brake run. Space Mountain (DLR) - I've always liked the tight, fast turns at the end, but the new "wacky light tunnel of blindness" takes it to another level. Magnum XL-200 - Absolutely insane, vicious, knee busting good fun right into the brakes. Least favorites? California Screamin' (DCA) - Let's do a bland helix (with the most retarded photo spot since Knott's second shot at the Log Ride), and end by SLAMMING to a stop (whoops - maybe there shouldn't have been another train in that brake zone) Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (DLR) - Even Tony Baxter has admitted that the ending for this ride is all about the aesthetics...

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...

Riddler's Revenge was fun in the rain - until it started hailing...

Don't play with lighters and cockroaches when you've been drinking moonshine

calico cats are incompatible with glory holes

WD-40 is NOT meant to be taken internally

My pants are in another room, and I'm not sure who's wearing them

Artist: Oingo Boingo Song: Dead Man's Party (live recording Hollywood Palladium 1986)

Do you mean punch to the kidneys?

That looks like a seriously fun ride... Too bad we won't see one of those in California- cuz you know, if you go upside down, you HAVE to have something holding your shoulders, or baby Jesus might get mad and pull you out of the car...

Scandia Screamer - best steel in So Cal...

Mine has absolutely nothing to do with the topic...

I always thought it was cool that they themed a ride to a New York Subway mugging...

Matterhorn Bobsleds, and Colossus - until about 1987 or so...

Huh? The SkyVenture at CityWalk is in the early stages of construction - the tunnel for it is going to be clear acrylic, and 30ft. above ground level - so people inside will be able to look out across CityWalk.

So in a weird way, it could almost be like Adventure thru Inner Space with Light Guns