UberBeavis

"Chicken on the Rocks" by Jean-Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman

Bummer. I wonder where they will be this Halloween? I thought I ran into them the other day... but it definitely wasn't at SFMM.

I hope Nemo's okay...

It's gonna be a giant launched equivalent of Knott's Jaguar... with a splashdown

So just blame Allen-Bradley...

Knott's Berry Farm - except for when the robbers don't seem to care...

Anybody have a POV?

They should move Flashback there, and see how many people die from brain injuries...

Maybe they'll tear it down and build the "Son Of Beast Chiropractic Center"?

It'd be in my top ten list, if I'd only been on 10 wooden coasters

I think the park's executive producer would have something else to say about that...

I think you're missing the most important question... Does it make the "Intamin Fart Noise"?

Even if Flashback was ever to reopen, you wouldn't be able to ride it in August anyway - Flashback doesn't run when Hurricane Harbor is open.

They could have been sporked to death!

Carnies are far scarier than any ride they might operate. The Zipper is an awesome ride - provided the door stays closed.

They're Checker Cabs - We get to play the scum of the earth getting bashed by Travis Bickle...

Just think how many more lanes of the I5 they could expand without SFMM there

Miler!!

I had an Australian fan crying on my counter this morning, it was really sad...

Magic Mountain was once a good park, probably not ever really a great park, but those years are long gone. Most of the employees don't care, so why should the guests care? The park doesn't fit with the new Six Flags rebranding efforts; it steered away from the ORIGINAL Six Flags intent of clean, thrilling theme parks. It's doubtful that any operator would come in to pick up the mess that the park has become - it would take a LOT of capital just to get the park profitable.

Is it too damn much to ask for sentences with punctuation and capitalization?

I'll bet he could post in complete sentences, though.

You forgot to mention the interactive elements that make it truly a unique family entertainment experience

I can't wait to see the unique patented Mufflehead deflector system...

Rock N Roller Coaster At WDW uses LSMs pushing a catch car to launch it's trains. What does that have to do with the quote you put in your reply? It looked like the person was saying LSM/LIMs pushing a catch car was a novel concept...