When I visited Cedar Point last year with my ex-fiance, we were laughing throughout our ride on Mean Streak on how bad a coaster it was. From the trim brake on the first drop to the slow, meandering pace around the boring track, it was easily one of the worst coasters I've ever been on. I knew going in it was going to be bad and properly prepped my ex, but we were still taken aback by the sheer awfulness.
Turn it into sawdust to coat children's playgrounds so it actually serves a redeeming purpose.
Are you trying to say your ex enjoyed the vibrations?