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Katun, the Italian Montu. Is Katun equally as awesome as the first half of Montu? I love Montu to death...

Ah, I love the Mindbender pics! Great TR, can't wait to hear the rest of the trip!

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A normal bathroom? Come on, wheres the tubes and such? Glad to hear your opinion on the Blue Man Group show. I saw them out in Vegas 5 years ago and I hope to see them again soon up at Universal!

Filled out the survey. Looking forward to SoCal, Texas, and Florida (of course)! Roll on 2008. And why hasn't a month passed already, I can't wait for the Midwest Trip!

fuse with Joe's quadboobs to form Super Mega Manboob Man!! Their first mission was to ride Infusion at BPB, in which the ride was given a...

^Tough. < Happy birthday to me! v Seriously thinks today is not my birthday.

^Thats GameStop for you, screwing over gamers since whenever.

^How many politically correct people does it take to screw up a topic? One, maybe... yes I know not use "racially insensitive" terms left and right. Three things to mention. One, read the rules, I think Robb might have a heart attack or something the next time he says this; Two, the reasons why I think that word is okay to use is because 1) she is one and 2) the first amendment. Three, politically correct people are the death of America. I think that just about covers it...

Another great TR, Tom, could have used more Canada jokes though, eh? *groan* That was horrible...

Hell no. Why does this fat dyke make the news all the time when she's "OMG LEAVING DAYTIME TALK SHOW!"? The only people I see fitting as a replacement for Bob would either be: Kirk Fogg- Host of the awesomest game show of the 1990's, Legends of the Hidden Temple. All TPIR needs now is a giant Olmec head if he hosted. Marc Summers- Double Dare, nuff said.

Flying Coaster at SFEG Cedar Creek Mine Ride at CP [damned Arrow bruise!] Thats all for now.

I can say that Waterworld would be crowded on the weekends since its one of the more famous water parks out there. As for Elitch's, you should get all of the credits there easily. Although I went on a Monday, most rides were 5 minutes or a walk on, it should be easy to whore out EG. Are you planning a trip to Lakeside too? [EDIT: Whoops, forgot to read the last sentence. Stupid me... Anywho, I assume Lakeside is usually open late. Half of the reason to visit that place is for the beautiful neon lights at night! Too bad I never visited there. As for Elitch Gardens, ask away, all I can say is Flying Coaster is just god awful, Twister II is mediocrity at its finest, Sidewinder has awesome air, the Boomerang isn't reliable, Mind Eraser isn't THAT bad, and Half Pipe is awesome.]

Come on, the infomercial for the Magic Bullet is always good fun to watch. Look at how many stereotypes you can see in one sitting: http://www.infomercial-hell.com/magic-bullet/

You stop over at LFTL's house, yet you can't chill out at mine, this ends our CF relationship, Tom. Excellent TR, Tom.

GREATEST CEDAR POINT TRIP REPORT EVAR. Nothing will ever top this and you made me look forward to CP even more on the midwest trip. Hell, this should be on the list of "Top five TR's not made by Robb and Elissa."

At least 90 of those views are from Jahan.

Wait, wait? Pickle girl USRoadTripper Julie? I don't listen to Opie and Anthony. But dang, look like ACErs might become the next internet meme like LOLCats or something.

UPDATE! A few new screens to prove I'm not dead. POSE GIRLS! POSE! You need more pr0n. Here's that screwed up second inversion. Coaster Pr0n!!! Some queue buildings. The entrance so far. It may change. First off, the stats for those who care. I've been theming and adding a little atmosphere lately. Its obviously not complete.

Still doesn't look like El Toro . Other than that, great update, hopefully this ride will open on Cypress Gardens' "hopeful" date of June 30th.

Another Geauga credit missed on the Midwest trip. Anyways, I am also not sure whether or not this is true. I looked on the only GL fansite I know of (Geauga Guide) and their forums had nothing.

For favorite coaster videos, aside from the ones found on TPR are a few YouTube "gems." Despite crappy camera quality since most of these vids are done on cheap cameras with no tripod, I actually still like these videos. Six Flags New England by emzeramos88 Thats all I felt like listing, there are several more. Either you like em or you hate em.

No. Do you have my bacon?

Heh, funny parody. Could have used some Jack Thompson jokes. Other than that, awesome job.