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I don't have a job, and my leg still hurts from falling last Tuesday. Eric

^ Bad at bowling. < Bad at shopping. V Bad at bad!

I drove my car across town twice today. And my wife went to a hockey game at Staples Center. Eric

Yes. Have you eaten a chili cheese dog this month?

I got out of bed and it wasn't 2:00 yet. Eric

I rode Lightning Bolt once when it was still indoors back in 1995. At the time, the park was doing something called MGM "Scream Park," sort of a Haunt-like transformation with mazes and such. It wasn't bad, but not up to Knott's or Universal standards. Eric

^ 100 lb. fatter. < 80 lb. lighter. V 60 lb. of bowling balls in their closet!

My name is Eric. I am a diabetic. Eric

Yes, and it wasn't that good. Did you eat turkey yesterday?

Marie Callenders' Sugar-Free Razzleberry pie. Now that's Happiness Pie! Eric

For some reason, ravioli sounds good about now. Eric

Yep, sure can. Do you have any dollar coins in your wallet/purse?

^ Sushi boy! < Been to Florida twice. V Been to the bathroom twice---in the last hour!

I will have the house to myself on Friday because the girls will be off shopping! Eric

I went to Vons and got some cheese. Eric

No, not one bit funny. Do you do your own laundry?

Obviously, we were partial to Diana, which is why our daughter got the name. Could work though... Diana Alvey One name we considered, too, was Brenna... Brenna Alvey My late sister's name was Valerie... Valerie Alvey My mom's name is Pauline... Pauline Alvey or try Paulina Alvey So there ya go. Best of luck with your girl. Being the father of one, I can tell you that it's gonna be quite a ride! Eric

I lost what could have been a good job last Friday. Eric

I picked up a colon cleanse kit at the local Vitamin World. Now that I'm temporarily out of work, I'll give it a try. I just won't sit in a spa afterwards. Eric

^ Has a 123 in his screen name. < Has an 805 in his phone number. V Has a 000 in his IQ!

I have some pictures of Magic Mountain from the early '70s. One day, I ought to find them, scan them, and post them here. I regret that I never took pictures at Busch Gardens in Van Nuys. Those would have been nice to put here, too. Eric

I've ridden Bigfoot Rapids twice in the 18 years it's been open. If it goes away, so what? Eric

On the freeway, no, but there are a couple of spots here in Camarillo where, if the light is green, you can get some good airtime. Eric

I'll be happy to answer your question, but first, let me grab my pants. Eric

The best spaghetti in the world. Eric