FlyingScooter

Hi John! This is a great board, here.

Rode X-Flight 23 times in a row during one of the frightfests. 6Fwoa Serial Thriller: 18 times: 6Fwoa Villian: 12 times but my best was: Conneaut lake Blue STreak: 47 times in a row...(had the backache to prove it). I flew the FlyingScooters there for about 3 1/2 hours without having to exit. i have no idea how many rides that was...

^my bad...

Plan 9 from Outer Space. Surf Nazi's Must Die! I spit on your Grave. all classics in the best of the Worst category.

Mine is the food at DollyWood. Best italian sandwiches anywhere!

What was he thinking? Man, that's right up with parking on railroad tracks...

OMG!!!! Yeah, Elissa, that's a winner alright! When my kids were little, i use to take 'em to a mcdonalds that had an indoor playground... Went there quite a few times, actually. So, we're there one day, and this 3 yr old kid comes out of the ball pit w/a used condom... a worker saw him holding it and freaked! she grabs a papertowel, gets the rubber from the kid and literally shreeks for the MGR. They had that thing shut down in like, 3 mins tops. and it stayed shut down til the dept of Health okay'd it. McD's had called them immediately. they arrived before we'd left. They won major bonus points the way they handled that.

BK, all the way. Good fish sandwiches. Jane fonda or Jane seymore?

Glad it didn't hit.

CP! Wendy's chili with or without fingers?

I find this board amazing. i like the Random area. I also like the laid back atmosphere. Hats off the Robb and Elissa!

Old SeaWorld side of 6FWOA or GL when the discussion of putting a coaster or any other ride on that side of the park comes up. The Locals, and there isn't many, have an absolute fit.

Example 2: SFWOA. The Bathrooms: always filthy, floors covered w/urine. You tell an employee that the floors are flooded with crap: Their response: And you'd like me tooooooooo????? Having had this scenario several times (we had season passes), i got in their face and said> Well, I'd like ya crawl around on all fours and lick up the mess, ya condescending sack of maggot puss. He gets a mgr and says i should be ejected from the park: (now check this out, Joe Worker told the mgr the whole thing. ) The mgr looks at him as says, And you were surprised he got smart w/you? Consider yourself lucky he didn't hit you... The kicker? The guys was incharge of keeping the johns clean for that part of the park...

The Worst I've ever seen was at SFWOA. That was bad. Example 1: We ask a security guard where we could find an ATM machine. His response: I don't know, find one yourself!. I called him a B@stard and he threatened to arrest me! Man, did we laugh. We then asked a broom pusher where we could find one: Response: shit, man, i just be leanin' on m'broom. I got no money so i don't know where that machines at... We asked two other people: zilch! Being seriously angry at this point, we walk all the way across the park to guest relations and asked for a manager. I thought this guy was gonna cry. I mean, he looked seriously disappointed. Well, he walked us to an ATM, i got my money out of it and then he kicked us 10.00 for our hassles. That was a nice touch. But i can see why some employees there got their heads knocked off...

Ever tried Moonshine? Now that stuff will mess you up... First time i tried that was like, 10 yrs ago. I had two shots. the stuff went down smooth. My buddies father than looks at me and says: now get up.. I did, and fell right over. I didn't pass out, i was just beyond messed up. I couldn't even walk. My normal drink besides beer is scotch or tequila.

nice pics! all i have in my basement are spiders, (big ones) and the occasional raccoon.

shoot the bird! lol

Neither: those two have far too many preservatives... also, they heard the term: silicone based and just ran w/it... Heaven or Hell?

Hi, Went to a community college in cleveland ohio for 2 years and trans'd to a State School for last two years. Double Major Psych and Social Work. ( those two go together like bullets in guns). Now i work in the Insurance industry. (yeah, i know, we're everyones enemy until something goes wrong...)

KK... I have no opinion one way or another. it's a new TTD. Here's what I wonder. How long will it be before some ignorant racist tags it w/a third "k"? When i was in TN, i saw a closeout store that had cereal box's that read: Special KKK. you can imagine the pictures on the box...

My fav is the train at DollyWood. you get a nice long ride on that one.

It was the second year for the old SeaWorld side after 6flags bought it. Man, they let that side look so rundown that it looked sad. half the food stalls weren't open, most of the bathrooms didn't work and the ones that did were out of toilet paper less than one hour after they opened... now it's owned by CF. I'm sure it'll look beautiful again in a couple of years..

That tatoo looks great. Nope, not getting one. Don't like the pain thing... Getting a vasectomy hurt enough. Flying (who wished he would have fainted during the above procedure)Scooter!

I can see it now: Here comes the PS3 with its new revolutionary QuadShock Controler w/digital to analog capabilities! 399.00 SRP (sure, they've been dig/ana for a while, but sounds good in advertising.

^ mr. Volcano: You do have all your digits, right??? Here's a thought. If it was an American Finger, maybe John Ratzenberger could do a show on it... Made in America! [/u]