I agree w/all the above comments...
Let me add this: Considering it was Ohio, I'm surprised they didn't pop her for not having the newborn in a car seat...
Didn't even escort her or call rescue...
(sarcasm here: hey both times my wife cranked out kids, usually within seconds of their births, i sent her to the store to buy smokes. Don't all women drive their other kids around right after giving birth? surrrrrrrre, they do...
Hey Ho, way-to-go O-hi-O!!!!