Steveg1988 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-oklahoma-wedgie-20140108,0,6037464.story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Farmer Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Looks like it was an atomic wedgie with a side of opening a can of whoop ass. The affidavit said he "grabbed St. Clair's underwear and gave him an 'atomic wedgie.' Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair's underwear over his head and around his neck."Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma. Pottawatomie County Sheriff Deputy Travis Palmer said Davis and St. Clair were drinking beer on the night of December 21 at the older man's residence when St. Clair began speaking ill about his wife, who is Davis' mother. Whatever the case, a very classy way to go. Anyone know where I can donate funds for the KISS casket that his kinfolk want to send him off into the afterlife in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatle11 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 This sounds like an April Fools joke or something, but it's actually real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIPDUDE Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 W... What?! I... I am truly shocked that this isn't some "Onion News" story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 The only thing that surprises me about this is that it wasn't in Florida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Just wierd. And unfortunately, typically (stereotype) American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 The only thing that surprises me about this is that it wasn't in Florida! LOL! I was going to say the same thing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 WTF? If I read this article correct, it said the wedgie killer was a 38 year old man. Sad, sad, sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steveg1988 Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 The moral of the story is...always wear clean underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Mixing a double-wide trailer, copious amounts of Bud Light and Fruit of the Loom...a sure sign of a good time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 What??? Wtf??? It's definitely real Onion News!!! W... What?! I... I am truly shocked that this isn't some "Onion News" story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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