robbalvey Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "Like the time I out farted Michael Moore...."
batmanfan612 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "The life of the wife is ended by the knife"
ShoubraStreet74 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "But no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you"
zaneymon Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "If i ever go back to quahog it will be so i can poke poor people with a Stick"
Erik Johnson Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "Sandy? Oh not again, I am going to be a virgin forever.....Or am I?"
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 This is my favorite thread ever  "Ah yes the fence, a criple's natural enemy"  - Joe, who had trouble limiting himself to one quote
Fry Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you. "
socalMAN123 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "Oh my god Brian! My alphabits are saying soemthing to me! They're saying 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'." "Peter, those are Cheerios." ---Brent 8)
CoasterFanatic Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" ...
jackskellington101 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "All right men, this is a dangerous mission and it's likely one of us is going to be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Ricky." "Aw crap." Â --Star Trek parody
Fry Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "God's watching me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert. "
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 More of a jingle than a quote but aw what the hell: Â He's Quagmire, Quagmire, You never really know what he's gonna do next, He's Quagmire, Quagmire, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, let's have sex! Â
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 " I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once."
PhishyBrewer Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: How long has this been going on? (Peter punches Shamu after Shamu gives Lois a kiss) Â __________________________________ Â Lois: Are you going to miss me? Peter: Only till I get to a news stand and get a Hustler. Â __________________________________ Â Peter: If by read, you mean imagine the naked lady... then yes.
jackskellington101 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "Damn you! You're one of them, aren't you? What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want! Money! Women! Men?"
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
PhishyBrewer Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: Hey! From down here does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: "Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."
Token Yankee Guy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "You know, we could have sexual intercourse right now...but let's not"
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 "See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."
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