robbalvey Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Like the time I out farted Michael Moore...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batmanfan612 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "The life of the wife is ended by the knife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoubraStreet74 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "But no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "If i ever go back to quahog it will be so i can poke poor people with a Stick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Sandy? Oh not again, I am going to be a virgin forever.....Or am I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 This is my favorite thread ever "Ah yes the fence, a criple's natural enemy" - Joe, who had trouble limiting himself to one quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fry Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Oh my god Brian! My alphabits are saying soemthing to me! They're saying 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'." "Peter, those are Cheerios." ---Brent 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" "ooooh .... aghhhhhhhh!" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "What the deuce" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackskellington101 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "All right men, this is a dangerous mission and it's likely one of us is going to be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Ricky." "Aw crap." --Star Trek parody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fry Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "God's watching me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Did I just get laid?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 More of a jingle than a quote but aw what the hell: He's Quagmire, Quagmire, You never really know what he's gonna do next, He's Quagmire, Quagmire, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, Giggidy, let's have sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 " I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter singing: "I need a Jew" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: How long has this been going on? (Peter punches Shamu after Shamu gives Lois a kiss) __________________________________ Lois: Are you going to miss me? Peter: Only till I get to a news stand and get a Hustler. __________________________________ Peter: If by read, you mean imagine the naked lady... then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackskellington101 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Damn you! You're one of them, aren't you? What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want! Money! Women! Men?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: Holy crap! I'm black! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyBrewer Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: Hey! From down here does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: "Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Yankee Guy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "You know, we could have sexual intercourse right now...but let's not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 "touche' salesman" - Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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