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Because they're specially grown on the Sun for that sweet Sun taste. Because with Sun Chips, you know that they were made from a quality star.

 

What star do they make Fritos from?

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Because it would be kinda silly to refer to the word screw as the F word wouldn't it...

 

I'm confused about something. R. Lee Ermy refers to this place called Nambypamby Land in the GEICO commercial that he's in. Is there a place called Nambypamby Land? Where is it?

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There is. It's at my house.

 

Why doesn't Wendy's join the rest of the world and allow their customers to fill their own drinks?

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Some of the Wendy's stores in Massachusetts do. I have yet to find on in Maryland that does.

 

Why is this afternoon's Wendy's 1/2 pound double still taunting me?

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^ The Wendy's near SFMM does, too. Your Wendy's 1/2 lb. Double is haunting you because it may not have been all-American beef. More and more, I'm seeing ground beef at the market labeled as "product of New Zealand, Australia, Canada". Not sure what's wrong with American beef, but whatever.

 

Anyway, If there's white chocolate, why isn't there green chocolate?

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So you can do it and turn it in on the same day. You just can't beat same day service.

 

Why did the creators of the alphabet only create 26 letters?

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They shoot you in the air, with the greatest of ease. Then you come coasting back down to your knees...

 

Where did Vons hide my sugar free Oreos?

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Because of the crowdus maximus, you couldn't sign up.

 

Buying new tires for the car---should I get four or five (extra for the spare)?

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To make sure chiropractors have a steady income.

 

I went into a book store that had a sign outside 'Giant Book Sale", I went inside and all they had was normal sized books. Should I sue for false advertising?

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^ You understand the play on words and think like I do. YES!!!!1!1!!!! You should sue. How many people were trapped into going into that store thinking that they'd get giant books only to be shortchanged like that? Stop the false advertising!

 

If Wendy's puts square hamburger patties on their burgers, why don't they bake square buns to go with them?

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