davisal771 Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 Because you wanted to answer the question in an appropriate way Why does pizza taste sooooo good?
ebl Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 It's the only way they could so many people to eat it. Why isn't there Chocolate Coke?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 Chocolate+Coke=Blech Why are Twilight fans such freaks?
ebl Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 ^ About the chocolate Coke...I brewed some last night and it's actually pretty good. Diet Coke + Torani Sugar Free Chocolate Syrup = WIN! Anyway... Twilight fans are such freaks because only half of their lights are on...it is "twilight," isn't it? Why aren't there any green Taiko smilies on TPR?
triggernel Posted September 14, 2010 Posted September 14, 2010 There are, you're just getting too old Why doesn't my mom make dinner for me?
ebl Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 Because you're 15 and old enough to make dinner for everyone else---even the cat. Why did they name Jack in the Box restaurants after a kid's toy?
triggernel Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Everyone loves Jack in the Boxes, not just kids! Why would I ever want a cat?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Because cats are freaking awesome. My cat's on my lap right now... Why does pretty much every substitute teacher assign busy work that never gets graded?
ebl Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Because since they're substitute teachers, they substitute the work you do for cash to buy lottery tickets. Why don't they make one type of adapter to fit every model of cell phone available?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Because that would be too convenient. Why do they still sell 1 cent stamps when nothing we mail costs just 1 cent?
triggernel Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 You add them on to other stamps. Why doesn't everyone just buy the Forever stamps?
ebl Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 I already do, and have been since...forever! Why is it a bad idea to carry your Social Security card in your wallet/purse?
pete4winds Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 ^ (Looking in wallet) Because I'm not smart enough to take that advice!
ebl Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Answer: deleted due to low rating. Why don't eyebrow hairs grow back (in many cases)?
Mastersax68 Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Because most people aren't stupid enough to somehow lose them. How come the same 6-7 people post in this thread?
thrillgeek Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Never explored other topics besides the Magic Mountain thread! Why do the"nice guys" finish last?
ebl Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Because they're so nice that when everyone else has gone home, they'll sweep up. Why did Nissan sell its cars in the U.S. under the "Datsun" brand till the early '80s?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Because Datsun sounds more 80s-ish. Why can't I go sledding?
ebl Posted September 19, 2010 Posted September 19, 2010 Because a pack of wild dogs ran through your neighborhood, and everyone knows that you can't sled on yellow snow. Why do I have to go to the library to surf the web when I have a perfectly good FiOS connection at home?
andre8 Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Because the library has old ladies by the counter. Why is poop brown?
pete4winds Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Because the old ladies at the counter have incontinence problems. Why didn't I ask a dumb question the last time I gave a dumb answer?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Because you were dumb. Why do I hate the color orange?
ebl Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Because when you were a kid, you got an orange balloon from a clown at a department store, and on the way home it blew out your car's open window and you were upset about losing your balloon. Since then, every orange thing you look at reminds you of that sad moment in your life. Why did I answer his question with an experience from my own childhood?
Sir Clinksalot Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 Because you are remembering fond memories of growing up? Does anybody else think the McDonald's commercial with the guy who hasn't had his coffee is really annoying? I mean, why go into McDonald's and when the order-taker asks you about your order you cut her off and ramble about not having your coffee. You gotta know that when you go into McD's that you are going to have to actually talk to somebody right?
triggernel Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Honestly most comercials are annoying. Does anyone else hate the Geico Piggy comercial with the same passion as myself?
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