jjune4991 Posted September 7, 2010 Posted September 7, 2010 Yes, because due to inflation those will be worth $500, so they would be overpaying and would need to be compensated. Why is the world not flat?
wumwip Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 Because God did have his rolling pin on him when he made it. Would a corn dog make a good super hero?
ebl Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 It would because it already has its cape on (the corn meal stuff). Why do so many people buy silver cars?
Mastersax68 Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 Because they blend in, and are harder for cops to pick out when you're speeding. How do you tell if a pie is a boy or girl?
jjune4991 Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 Check for a penis. Where does east and west meet?
wumwip Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 They meet on myspace every night. Do you know how to get to Tacoland?
mightbeawannabe Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 South of Quesadillamania and north of Burrito Bay. Why won't my alarm clock just shut up?
Mastersax68 Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 Did you switch it to Wumbo? Why did the chicken cross the road?
Patch Posted September 8, 2010 Posted September 8, 2010 Creative differences How many walruses can dance on the head of a pimple?
ebl Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Pi, because when three were dancing, there was a little room left, and with four they were too cramped. Speaking of pi, why did the Greeks name one of their letters after a dessert?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 The same reason they named three letters after types of radiation. Who is stupid enough to rob someone wearing a chicken suit?
wumwip Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Me. Especially if he has chicken tacos on him! What is the meaning of tacos?
ebl Posted September 9, 2010 Posted September 9, 2010 Octopus. How did they arrive at the distance of 5280 feet to be a mile?
Mastersax68 Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 Either a scrumptious desert made with fruit or a really really really long number... What is the difference between Pizza Hut and a small dog?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 Neither are very appetizing. Is a 9.8 magnitude earthquake as shaky as a TOGO coaster?
mightbeawannabe Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 Are you crazy? Of course it's not! but I have heard that some of the ones in Japan are like liquid glass. How did a Trojan horse that was on my computer completely relocate itself to my RCT3 disc?
ebl Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 It just galloped on over there. Why are they called "laptop" computers when most people set them on a table or something else?
mightbeawannabe Posted September 10, 2010 Posted September 10, 2010 How should I know? Btw-I sit it on my lap in my dad's recliner. Why did Disney make animals as characters and then morph them?
triggernel Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 That way when they put them in their cages at night, less people get upset. How come I'm replying to this at 5 in the morning?
ebl Posted September 12, 2010 Posted September 12, 2010 Because if you replied at 5 in the afternoon, you'd be in the way while your mom is making dinner. Should people in Missouri buy earthquake insurance, being that one of the biggest faults in the country is there?
Mastersax68 Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 No. It's their fault they're there anyway. Are you afraid?
mightbeawannabe Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 Of you. Why are people so stupid?
Mastersax68 Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 Because they're afraid of me. sI RPT eht tsom modnar ecalp ev'ouy reve neeb?
mightbeawannabe Posted September 13, 2010 Posted September 13, 2010 .ton s'ti ,oN Why did I even bother taking a minute to type that?
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