sfotkid Posted April 17, 2008 Posted April 17, 2008 Becuase in society we aren't supposed to be naked! Why are I?
downunder Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Bad grammar will result in summary execution in a cruel and unusual manner like being locked in a room with Barry Manilow full blast 24/7. Is Barry Manilow the root of all evil?
onewheeled999 Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 No. That's the two dudes in the locker room at my school. (see my posts in the 'Rant' thread for more info) WHY did I have to buy the piece of crap game Spectrobes?!
downunder Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Because you didn't think What Would Chuck Do when making that decision. What will it take to stop Jason from Friday The 13th?
ebl Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Put an X through all of the Friday the 13ths on your calendar! Speaking of 13s, which button should someone press in an elevator if they want to go to the 13th floor of a building that doesn't have a 13th floor?
thrillrideseeker Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 The same little button that is pushed in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory that sends them flying out of the top of the factory! What color is the sky? ~Matthew
downunder Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 It's blue and there's nothing we can do. Do you think Wilt (as in Chamberlain) is an ironic name for someone who reportedly bedded 10,000 women?
JJboy100 Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 yes i do. why do hot dog buns come in packages of 8 and hot dogs come in packages of 12?
ebl Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Because supermarkets need a single-rider line to fill in the extra spaces. Why did they name those stuffed tortilla thingies "burritos?"
PoisonedPirate Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 After the man who invented them - Pedro Burritos How much electricity does disneyland use?
downunder Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 None, Disney is powered by magic from Mickey's wand, and thousands of Mickey's rodent friends from south of the border on pushbikes attached to an electricity generator. Why does Viagra rhyme with niagra?
thrillrideseeker Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 Because they both involve a large flow! Why does a large SUV have to get such bad gas millage? ~Matthew
PoisonedPirate Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 So he can show off to his Hummer and Range Rover friends Why does a sea cucumber look NOTHING like a real cucumber?
ebl Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 So it can hide in a seaweed salad and not be noticed. Why do trains still blow their horns at crossings when it's 2am and no one is waiting there?
ChrisCrowder Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 To warn all the Care Bears which might be in the path of the train. We already have a shortage of Care Bears, so we can't let more get hit by trains. Why are letters considered as numbers in algebra?
pagemaster_b Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 Because Mathematicians are dyslexic. Who's afriad of the Big Bad Wolf?
downunder Posted April 24, 2008 Posted April 24, 2008 It's only a suspended coaster, gosh, why would I be afreaid of that. Girls don't like boys they just like cars and money, was charlotte right?
PoisonedPirate Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 In theory Charlotte was in fact correct. However, when you look at this statement out of its context it is easy to conclude that Charlotte is in fact wrong. Compare Charlotte's theory with that of communism. Both theory's work on paper but as soon as they are put into the real world, cracks will start to appear. A statement like "girls don't like boys" has one major flaw. Charlotte does not specify what girls dislike what boys. There is no proof that all girls dislike all boys. This is only the start of the holes in Charlotte's theory. Recent studies have shown that girls, usually of the nun variety, in fact do not like "cars and money" so it would be improbable for them to dislike "boys" more. In order for Charlotte's theory to ring true certain alterations must be made. I suggest the following: "Some girls don't like some boys however, it can be said that although some girls do prefer cars and money to the opposite sex, you must keep in mind that some girls do not". Did I spend too long on this?
JJboy100 Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 no im sure you could have written at 50 page thesis on girls dont like boys but they like cars and money. Should jack and the beanstalk involve another planetary system filled with face painted people who break out in song randomly?
downunder Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 ^that's a real dumb answer, "steer clear of chicks who especially dig gifts" that's my 8 word thesis on the topic. I don't think Jack and Jill would be interested in going to the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, nor would I for that matter. Is the fact that most ACE members are too fat to ride coasters one of life's greatest ironies, should they become American Gravy Enthusiaists?
ebl Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Gravy itself doesn't necessarily make a person fat. How much is consumed is another story, and others besides ACEers do eat. I am an ACEer and I do not. Therefore, I will not be getting fat. Do you remove staples with your finger and/or thumbnails?
downunder Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 ^That question is a bit normal. I remove them with my teeth, but if I have just brushed my teeth I remove them with my overgrown toenail. What is a coaster that is a Jeff Johnson credit but appears in no other coaster list in the world called?
onewheeled999 Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Your mom! Sorry. I just had to say that. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck-E-Cheese?
ebl Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Provalone, in 25 parmesan minutes. Should I give Diana's chinchilla a ride to the vet?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted April 27, 2008 Posted April 27, 2008 No, what did he/she ever do for you?? 3 roller coasters + 2.5 flat rides/6 dippin dots stands+ 500 trash cans =?
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