Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

[JG-77]

My guess is that the discs look like O's and make a "plink" sound when they hit the pegs, hence the name Plink-o

 

Wait we're not supposed to give a real answer? Oh ok.

 

It's called plinko because Sir Alfred Plinko Jr. thought of the game in 1689 when he dropped a wheel off a cliff and it bounced between a series of rocks jutting out, eventually landing in one of several naturally occurring ditches inspiring him to make the game.

 

Why is the sky blood red?

[cal1br3tto]

It is based on the reddish glow of the morning or evening sky, caused by haze or clouds related to storms in the region.

 

How come some birds can talk like people do and some birds can't?

[DarienLaker]

Because most birds prefer to squawk or tweet instead of talking.

 

Why don't storks carry babies?

[cal1br3tto]

The demand just isn't there anymore, so it's no longer profitable to keep them in stock like they did in the old days.

 

Why doesn't coffee taste as good as it smells?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

Because it doesn't have a mouth, which makes it hard to taste anything. It does have a keen nose though.

 

Why philosophize when you can regularize?

[DarienLaker]

Because your philosophy is much greater than regulations.

 

What's Darien Lake getting for 2019?

[joelwee]

A 400-foot-tall disappointment.

 

Why do people deliberately start wildfires?

[ImOnABoat]

Because they like fires, or are just massive dicks who want to see everything burn

 

What is the origin of locker?

[DarienLaker]

It all started when people started putting locks on boxes to protect their valuables from thieves.

 

Why are so many kids allergic to peanuts?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Turns out they aren't really allergic to them. They just have mothers who spent to much time reading on Facebook how peanuts can kill you if you so much as look at them wrong... So their mothers are just trying to keep their kids safe. No real allergy involved.

 

Why can't a visit to Six Flags ever actually be good?

[ImOnABoat]

because everythings overpriced

 

What's the ACTUAL origin of fluffy fluffy bunnies etc. (not the origin of l. o. c. k. e. r. )looking at you mr. cuda falls

[DoinItForTheFame]

 

Why wont Cedar Point build anything taller or faster than Top Thrill Dragster?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

If they build an even bigger tower in that shape, it will make Dragster embarrassed about its tower size.

 

Why does Cedar Fair not have a park in Mexico?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Because they were afraid of building a coaster that might cross the wall.

 

Why doesn't Universal or Disney put a theme park in the Central United States?

[mdwarn01]

The noise from the amusement parks would disturb all of the corn

 

Why is the Beast trimmed?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

So his fur doesn't get too shaggy.

 

Why did the genetically engineered chicken cross the solar powered road?

[DoinItForTheFame]

To fry on the other side.

 

Why did Six Flags decide it was closing Magic Mountain?

[JG-77]

Because there was a violent Revolution at the park that would bring about the Apacolypse if it continued. This actually almost happened once before and it was devastating, so if it happened x2 it would take some sort of Twisted, Collosal effort to stop the violence. Six Flags this had no choice but to close the park.

 

(SF actually did try to stop the fighting by sending in their own forces, but was thwarted by a bunch of Ninjas armed with slingshots like the one in the david and Goliath story).

 

How’d I do

 

How would you grieve if Six Flags bought Knoebles?