Ace Of Spades Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Send him into orbit. Why have the last two answers to my "dumb" questions been realistic and intelligent? Isn't it supposed to be Dumb Question-Dumb Answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 There's no such thing as a dumb question. But there are dumb answers, so they are obviously trying to disprove their existence. Same way women try to do with their farts. What happens if I pour spot-remover on my neighbor's dog? Will he die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 No, but they just can't call him "Spot" anymore. Our electric and gas bills have shot up lately, but we haven't been using any extra electricity or gas. So why is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Check the land under your property for secret archvillain lairs...they tend to mooch. Is there a flavor of ice cream that hasn't been made? (What with Squid, Jelly, and Mashed Potato having all existed in the past.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Yes. They have never tried liver and gumball flavor. Does McDonalds use real meat to make their hamburgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Yes...I can't speak for White Castle though. Why did the boobies have to die in Python vs Gatoroid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Because irony is a b*tch! Why do we all love these SyFy movies so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Because fantasy is the best fiction. Why is Shrek an ogre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 So Dreamworks could sell eleventy million DVDs. Why are cups wider at the top than at the bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Beacuse people usually have big mouths. What color are my socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 White near the top, but sort of a fungusy green closer to your feet... Why would they call the little round thing to put under your glass a "coaster?" What could that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 It means that Jeff Johnson counts those as a credit. Where is Jeff Johnson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Driving his triceratops home from the store. Why did I once find a Taco Bell in Mexico? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Because Mexicans like to go out for American food once in awhile. Why is Jeff Johnson considered to be so old when it's obvious (by the age shown under our avatar) that I'm even older than he is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imawesome1124 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 It's called a joke, it's something you say even though you don't mean it. Why do I have an A in precalculus but an F in fine arts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Because you're fifteen and in a Fine Arts class. That's a lot of Fs, and they figured that one more wouldn't hurt you. Why do our eyes get bigger when we're scared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Because we want to take in all of the scariness! Why do I suck at math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imawesome1124 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 The same reason I suck at art, you probably don't care about it and feel you would never use it. If a hunter farts in the woods, and nobody is around to smell it, does it stink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Yes. It might kill a few deer as well. When will I grow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Name Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Never. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Perhapsibly carnivorous rodents might adventure past said wall against all nutrition factmentation. When do you think the world will really end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 11/11/11 Should I become a vegetarian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 If you like tending to sick animals, I'd say that's a wise career move. Why do most escalators only go between two different floors and not between, say, the first floor and the fifth floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Because........ BECAUSE! Where do Smurfs come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Rumor has it they started out on Second City and then went for a brief run as Johnny Carson's replacements before finally making their way to the obscurity known as daytime television. Why does the box art for city building games make the game look a lot more fun than it really is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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