Mechanic Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 It was a shopping list and it read: Top Ramen, Mac and Cheese, condoms. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 At the end silly Why is my AIM themed after the Japanese game of GO?
ebl Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 You must have been a Japanese traffic light in a previous life. Why did Amtrak name some of their railcars after California cities?
Manny In England Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 With the candlestick in the Kitchen. What do all Walmarts lack?
ebl Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 That's food they sell? Why do the straws at McDonald's have red and yellow stripes?
Troll Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 It gives you something to snack on when you're hungry Why can't people fly??
ebl Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Actually, they can, but their flights are very short, mostly in a downward motion, and conclude with a violent impact. We file Form 1040 for our taxes...what happened to Forms 1 through 1039?
netdvn Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 They got lost in a fire. How many fingers am I holding up?
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 Three? Why do they dye kid's ketchup purple?
ebl Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 So he'll think it's made from those sweet grape tomatoes. When we make a call, why do they make us dial a "1" before the area code on our land lines, but not on our cell phones?
netdvn Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 Because you always dial 1-800 numbers. Why must the good get hit in the head?
Kennyweird Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 Because the bad gets a kick in the pants. What color are black holes?
Manny In England Posted April 24, 2009 Posted April 24, 2009 Same colour as Hadrons Speaking of which, what is going to end the Earth?
onewheeled999 Posted April 25, 2009 Posted April 25, 2009 The dinosaurs that climb out of Mount Kilimanjaro on 2767. Why doesn't Starfish love me?
Mechanic Posted April 25, 2009 Posted April 25, 2009 Because he already has a secret crush on Spongebob. Who opened that first oyster and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
Jds03 Posted April 25, 2009 Posted April 25, 2009 An otter. Why are there always chains hanging between the wheels of school busses?
Troll Posted April 25, 2009 Posted April 25, 2009 About 15 miles away from where the knights who used to say 'Ni!' live How can bees fly??
Yankee cannonball Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 One word: beans. Why does all the food thats bad for you taste the best?
ebl Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 It's an evil plot between doctors and food manufacturers. The more tasty---yet bad---food you eat, the more times you'll have to visit the doctor. I went to SFMM earlier...why was X2 closed?
Manny In England Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 They only just noticed that it doesn't make algebraic sense so it's being changed to 2X. What's a soul worth?
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