Mechanic Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 It was a shopping list and it read: Top Ramen, Mac and Cheese, condoms. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 At the end silly Why is my AIM themed after the Japanese game of GO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 You must have been a Japanese traffic light in a previous life. Why did Amtrak name some of their railcars after California cities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Because Amtrak is a California fanboy. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Because I said so. How?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 With the candlestick in the Kitchen. What do all Walmarts lack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Style. What does McDonald's food lack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 That's food they sell? Why do the straws at McDonald's have red and yellow stripes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disney Dood Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 They're German. Why do we have boogers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 It gives you something to snack on when you're hungry Why can't people fly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Actually, they can, but their flights are very short, mostly in a downward motion, and conclude with a violent impact. We file Form 1040 for our taxes...what happened to Forms 1 through 1039? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 They got lost in a fire. How many fingers am I holding up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Three? Why do they dye kid's ketchup purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 So he'll think it's made from those sweet grape tomatoes. When we make a call, why do they make us dial a "1" before the area code on our land lines, but not on our cell phones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Because you always dial 1-800 numbers. Why must the good get hit in the head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennyweird Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Because the bad gets a kick in the pants. What color are black holes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 Same colour as Hadrons Speaking of which, what is going to end the Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 The dinosaurs that climb out of Mount Kilimanjaro on 2767. Why doesn't Starfish love me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Because he already has a secret crush on Spongebob. Who opened that first oyster and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 An otter. Why are there always chains hanging between the wheels of school busses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 SO they don't run away Where??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 About 15 miles away from where the knights who used to say 'Ni!' live How can bees fly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 One word: beans. Why does all the food thats bad for you taste the best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 It's an evil plot between doctors and food manufacturers. The more tasty---yet bad---food you eat, the more times you'll have to visit the doctor. I went to SFMM earlier...why was X2 closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 They only just noticed that it doesn't make algebraic sense so it's being changed to 2X. What's a soul worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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