VinTheAttendant Posted October 17, 2011 Posted October 17, 2011 It's a marketing conspiracy. They are forcing customers to get 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns at a time. Fight the man! Why does everything healthy taste disgusting and everything bad for you tastes so good?
accelerate Posted October 17, 2011 Posted October 17, 2011 Because healthy food is only assembled on Earth. It is manufactured on Mars. Why did NASA fake the moon video?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted October 17, 2011 Posted October 17, 2011 Serious response: We had to outdo the Soviets after they launched Sputnik I (It's called the Space Race; look it up). Dumb response: Makes good cinema. Why do advertisers feel the need to put promotions on websites and videos, when they know we despise them?
accelerate Posted October 18, 2011 Posted October 18, 2011 Serious answer: Whether we like it or not, we subconsciously remember the product and therefore are more likely to buy it. Dumb/possibly true answer: They hate us By the way, I know about the space race, I don't live under a rock (or do I... ). I was going along with conspiracy theories, I fully believe that NASA landed on the moon. Question: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
accelerate Posted October 18, 2011 Posted October 18, 2011 It isn't, really, but it would be easier if we knew the question. How many holes in a polo?
154bmag Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 17 How muck wood could a would chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
imagineerz Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 ^Seven. More is always better If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then is the opposite of "progress" "Congress"?
VinTheAttendant Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 He's on break, union rules... How is If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then is the opposite of "progress" "Congress"? not a question?
alilstronger Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 Who the heck knows... Why is there NO indoor water parks in Baltimore? This just annoys me!
154bmag Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 Who knows, and I misread his reply, sorry Do you accept my apology?
accelerate Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 No, I do not, but he might. How are you enjoying this quiz?
154bmag Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Not to much Why do people say ATM Machine when the M stands for Machine?
VinTheAttendant Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Isn't it obvious? They're not smart enough to pass their SAT test, remember their PIN number, they always sit in front of the LCD display of their TV eating their KFC chicken. (I did a whole report on RAS syndrome in high school lol) In total opposition to candy < vegetables, why does corn taste so much better than its candy corn counterpart?
154bmag Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Its a government plot to get you to eat you veggies Its been 13 years, and we still dont know who let the dogs out?
Ace Of Spades Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 He probably settled out of court and promised to pay all the animal control bills for finding them. Quack?
accelerate Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 Afro? Did you realize that many of my questions come from the Impossible Quiz?
Ace Of Spades Posted October 27, 2011 Posted October 27, 2011 That depends, when is a door not a door? And was that my question or is this?
154bmag Posted October 28, 2011 Posted October 28, 2011 This is this Now is this this or is this that, or is that that?
accelerate Posted October 29, 2011 Posted October 29, 2011 This is this and that is that. How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
VinTheAttendant Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 The door will not shut! Why do you drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway?
DougMJr Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 ^So on opposite day at least one thing will will make sense. If the moon is made of cheese, where are all the intergalactic space cows?
Ace Of Spades Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 They are the 99%. Why is it that the Judas Priest farewell concert here in Vegas could barely fill a small locals casino showroom, but whenever a Disney Channel star comes to town they fill a stadium and tickets are gone instantly?
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