ChrisZer0 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Nothing like ungodly amounts of fiber mixed with a decent microbrew on ones day off,makes life complete, I tell you what
memphish Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 This can only end in laughter or tragedy. Actually probably both. KEEP IT COMING. This is awesome. No matter how far we travel across the intarnet we just can't escape the pants crapping threads eh?
CoasterFanatic Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Post of the year! ... but couldn't you of just drank a bunch of Hefe and get the same results.
Bush985 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Scary thing is... We haven't heard back from Wally tonight? Is he alive, or is he stuck on a toilet? -RD
ChrisZer0 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Probably assploded and currenty in the ER with a outward facing colon
smells_like_team_disney Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 ^Very bad mental picture! Good luck to you with this one, Wally. We're all waiting patiently for the end results..... we don't really want to see them, though.
BelizeIt Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Hey Walley, I use to own a health food store and I sold a lot of colon cleanses. Infact, the one your using is easily the top one or two seller in the industry. The bottle you have is generally a ten day supply for one person. But, to do a true "Colon Cleansing" use the product for the full ten days. (Not just today) This cleanse usually isn't the type that will "Kick In" without warning while your driving down the road, so you won't have to suddenly pull over and make some Mad Dash into your local McDonalds restroom. I'd also have some clients who came in for cleanses who had been.....how should I say "Backed-Up" for perhaps 10+ days in a row. For those people in need of immediate results or if the regular cleanses aren't fast enough, then the top choice is a product called "Super Dieters Tea". Super Dieters Tea has been around forever, you soak a couple of tea bags for about five minutes, then Watch Out! This Stuff is Wicked Strong! I had clients who actually reported that they almost levitated above the toilet once this tea kicked in! The maximum wait for your Happy Results, was usually within 30 minutes! Enjoy!
Coaster Palooza Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 I am glad to see all is well in Wally World! Hopefully you won't have to go through this again soon.
PhishyBrewer Posted March 30, 2006 Author Posted March 30, 2006 ^Oh... I'll do it again. For sure! JACKASS: WALLY EDITION
PhishyBrewer Posted March 30, 2006 Author Posted March 30, 2006 Does anyone know anthing about feltching? I didn't, but now I do. Thank you for helping take away part of what little innocence I have left. Did anyone else have to google "feltching"?
ImAPrincess Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Okay...I had to google it, but I really wish I hadn't! That is by far one of the most disgusting, disturbing things ever!
alpengeistdude321 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Ah!!! My poor eyes, they burn!!! That's the last time I'm using google for something like that...
ImAPrincess Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 ^Aren't you glad you met me Catrina? At least you take Ted off of my hands for a break! Can you move closer...? (no offense Ted) Oh--and I'm glad your intestines are clean!
BelizeIt Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Wallys post has somewhat turned into the episode of South Park when the teachers have to teach Sex Education to their students. Mr. Garrison hears many of these terms (From his Kindergarteners no less) when he asks his class for suggestions. Some of these were " Dirty Sanchez" "Glass Bottom Boat" "Hot Lunch" "Hot Carl"(which was also mentioned above by ChrisZerO). Plus there were others, which I can't remember from that episode. If you have a strong stomach, then logon onto the Urban Dictionary where you can look them up. It still amazes me what South Park gets away with.
smells_like_team_disney Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Hmmm.... I don't know what any of these terms mean, and I want to KEEP it that way. No Googling for me, thank you. Glad you're feeling better, Wally. I hope you've enjoyed corrupting the last ounce of innocence left on TPR.
dandaman Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 ^Oh... I'll do it again. For sure! JACKASS: WALLY EDITION Just a few ideas. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3669659545983097975&q=kenny+rogers+jackass&pl=true
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