DarienLaker Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 Kiddie coaster named "Jr. Drachen Fire" and it was the first stand up kiddie coaster. Nobody taller than 54 inches was allowed to ride it, so it was just for kids. Busch Gardens ended up selling Jr. Drachen Fire to Canada's Wonderland where it was called "Skyrider Too" and they lower height limit to a 48 inch max, but nobody cared and so Canada's Wonderland...
tatsu_dude Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 Replaced the stand-up trains with floorless ones, repainted the coaster, and called it Ziz. They completely remarketed the coaster as a brand new, adult ride. It featured an hour long pre-show tunnel and the on ride audio system from Bizarro, which Cedar Fair found with all the garbage and reality TV show host carcasses scattered along the Jersey Shore. Because the coaster's layout was designed by Golden Horse as a ripoff of Teeny-weeny at TusenFryd, everyone on TPR and every other coaster geek site talked s**t about it for two years, until it finally opened. Opening day brought 10 hour lines, and Canada's Wonderland reached capacity 10 minutes after opening. It was the most successful ride opening of all time. Six Flags immediately saw what a cash cow this thing was, so they contacted Hebei Zhongye Metallurgical Equipment Manufacturing Co. to build a ripoff of the ripoff at...
DarienLaker Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 Six Flags Discovery Kingdom as "Zonga: The Revenge" and it was placed in the location of the original Zonga coaster, but they had to get rid of Superman: Ultimate Flight for Zonga: The Revenge. Six Flags brought back the stand up train for Zonga: The Revenge and kept the 48 inch max limit...
Sharman19 Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 But then there was a kid that flew out. They closed down Zonga, and built 2 more Super Loops along with Dare Devil Chaos Coaster. 2 weeks later, they announced that Boomerang, Kong, Medusa, V2, Skyscreamer, and the animal exhibits would be demolished to make way for a crap ton of Super Loops. And they would rename the park Six Flags Super Loop Kingdom. But the "GP" stopped going to SFSLK and decided to head to SFMM instead. So SFSLK decided to......
IrishCasual Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 Build a Full Throttle clone and an X2 clone, and the 'GP' still wouldn't go there. But when all hope seemed lost...
tatsu_dude Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 Ron Toomer rose from the dead, and with his army of undead coat hangers, forced the GP to enter SFSLK and never leave! Then Toomer began the construction of his masterpiece, a massive, 8000-foot-long looping giga coaster called Steel Phantom's Revenge. After construction was completed, Toomer returned to the depths and was never sighted again. The coaster itself was quickly relocated by the United States government to Area 51, where it was used...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 4, 2014 Posted October 4, 2014 to torture aliens to leak intergalactic secrets! The CIA would load the train with aliens from all over the Universe (all of course were over 52" inches tall) and make them keep riding until they told everything. One day, the train stopped on the lift hill and one of the aliens managed to escape! He had ridden this machine 800 times in a row without talking; he actually...liked this torture device. He set out to find more that weren't so torturous. His intelligence led him on an adventure to...
Sharman19 Posted October 6, 2014 Posted October 6, 2014 Cedar Point. He thought that he could amuse himself on Top Thrill Dragster, but the CIA found him and trailed him. He was getting ready to sit in the front seat of the 1st train in the station, but then he was tied to the top of the tower. If he didn't tell the information, he would be cut from the tower and die. He didn't want to die, so he told the CIA that his kind planned to take over Mars, and build a giant Six Flags park there. In that Six Flags park, they were wanting to put in.....
Diamondbacker27 Posted October 6, 2014 Posted October 6, 2014 112 kiddie coasters, 1 12 foot drop tower, and a pet duck. The parks name would be Six Flags disappointment.
VF15 Posted October 19, 2014 Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) 112 kiddie coasters, 1 12 foot drop tower, and a pet duck. The parks name would be Six Flags disappointment. The park closed and was demolished after only one season due to low attendance. Later on, VF15 bought the land that Six Flags Disappointment sat on and built a copy of Valleyfair there, but... Edited October 20, 2014 by VF15
Sharman19 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 the height restriction was 275ft like earth's Valleyfair. NASA worked with the goverment to shut down the moon's Valleyfair due to uselessness. The aliens got so p-o'd, that they invaded earth because of VF15's efforts. They invaded earth's Valleyfair, and blasted down.....
VF15 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 ...Soak City waterpark. The aliens then tried to destroy the rest of the park, but they were stopped by...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 an entire operating year! The fart was so bad that it caused all of the steel in the park to corrode. Instead of cleaning up the mess, Cedar Fair "donated" the park to Six Flags. They reopened the park with...
VF15 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 ...your stereotypical Six Flags rides (Batman: The Ride, Goliath, Boomerang, etc.) However, they sold Valleyfair back to Cedar Fair after a year because Six Flags wanted to turn it's focus to making Cedar Point a Six Flags park. They were successful, which resulted in...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 lots of incredibly bizarre, out of place theme changes. MF, TTD, and Magnum all became Superman rides, and Raptor, Gatekeeper, Iron Dragon, and Wicked Twister all became Batman rides. Maverick became Catwoman's Whip and Mean Streak was painted bright green and purple to be reincarnated with a Joker theme. However, the MOST bizarre part of Cedar Point's transformation was...
Diamondbacker27 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 lots of incredibly bizarre, out of place theme changes. MF, TTD, and Magnum all became Superman rides, and Raptor, Gatekeeper, Iron Dragon, and Wicked Twister all became Batman rides. Maverick became Catwoman's Whip and Mean Streak was painted bright green and purple to be reincarnated with a Joker theme. However, the MOST bizarre part of Cedar Point's transformation was... Attendance became higher. Six Flags expanded by adding the worlds tallest, force less drop tower. But...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 a tragedy happened during the media event. Six Flags invited numerous celebrities to inaugurate the new tower, and when they all reached the top, the tower fell over. Not only were dozens of America's favorite celebrities killed instantly, the tower also completely crushed Maverick! During Six Flags' investigation, they found the collapse was caused by...
DarienLaker Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Lex Luthor setting a Kryptonite bomb in Maverick's infield that made Cedar Point glow an eerie green color and Cedar Point was shut down due possible radioactivity cause by the bomb. Six Flags was forced to sell Cedar Point back to Cedar Fair...
Sharman19 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 And the Cedar Point fanboys were all happy! But then the Six Flags Great Adventure fanboys captured Matt Ouimet because the fanboys think that Top Thrill Dragster is a rip-off of Kingda-Ka. So they they bought the park again without any partnership from Six Flags or Jim Read Anderson. They renamed all of the rides except for......
DarienLaker Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Mean Streak which was remodeled as "Meaner Streak: The Twisted Coaster". As for the other coasters at Cedar Point, Six Flags renamed Top Thrill Dragster "Superman: Ultimate Escape", Raptor became "Batman: Knight Flight", Gemini became "Batman and Robin: Dueling Coaster", Blue Streak became "Aquaman: The Ride", Jr. Gemini became "Goliath Jr.", Woodstock Express became "Roadrunner Express", Millennium Force became "Goliath", Wicked Twister became "V2: Vertical Velocity", and Gatekeeper became "X-Flight" and Six Flags had plans to bring in the world's largest Super Loop ride for Cedar Point in 2015 called "Super Loop 300"...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 but the town of Sandusky felt that was too ridiculous and wouldn't issue the building permits. Instead, they decided to buy Darien Lake again and install it there. In order to make the park look like a Six Flags park again, they...
Diamondbacker27 Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 but the town of Sandusky felt that was too ridiculous and wouldn't issue the building permits. Instead, they decided to buy Darien Lake again and install it there. In order to make the park look like a Six Flags park again, they... Added mediocre rides called Batman, Superman, Lex Luther, Superwoman, Batwing, Bugs Bunny, and Dark Knight. Then they...
IrishCasual Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 ...Added a knockoff of a Golden Horse SLC. Which, unsurprisingly, the GP adored. But when everything was going oh so well...
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