djboss302 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Was caught by Satan and sent back. This way DarienLaker can never exist again. At Magic Mountain, people found out it sucks, so they went to Magic Mountain in masses and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Rode X2 and Goliath until midnight that night. Six Flags Magic Mountain had a plan to make the world's largest kiddie coaster, but they gave their plans for the world's largest kiddie coaster to Six Flags over Texas and then Six Flags over removed Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium for the world's largest kiddie coaster called "Goliath Jr." since Six Flags loves to use the name "Goliath" and Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium was sent to Cedar Point where it was put in a building as Cedar Point's new dark ride called "Lake Erie's Guardian"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 ...But it was soon torn out because of DarienLaker's love for Pandemonium coasters. These forever ceased to exist, and would NEVER be built again with any black magic or wishes or ANYTHING. The track for Lake Erie's Guardian was replaced by a clone of the WMG track. Meanwhile, in Hell, DarienLaker had taken over it, and built Pandemoniums, GIB's, and wacky worms. But his rule was soon stopped by the noble...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Knight of the Six Flags who decided to rid the world of Pandemoniums, GIB's, and wacky worms in favor for the destruction of DarienLaker's soul and mortal remains. The knight destroyed everything that is related to DarienLaker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 ...and a celebration was held for 3 days. But then one day, an even more annoying user named Tarheel1231 joined TPR, and he drew terrible pictures in MS Paint. He also wouldn't STFU about 300 foot wacky worms. So a group of pissed TPR members decided to meet up and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) Party on the land that was Darien Lake in which a nightclub was upon it. All that partying was stopped by a mysterious evil force that caused a black hole and sucked up the nightclub and everyone that was in it and the land that was Darien Lake became a land of nothing... Edited August 9, 2014 by DarienLaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF15 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 ...never to be settled again. Meanwhile, DarienLaker mysteriously came back to life, and for several years, he rebuilt Darien Lake in it's entirety in a location not far from the original Darien Lake. However, right after he finished building the park... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 ...he was captured and sent back to the underworld, where his soul would be destroyed and he would cease to exist. Back on earth, Tarheel1231 was being executed for drawing poor pictures with MS Paint. He was then sent to Limbo for eternity. Back on earth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Darien Lake was being destroyed by Godzilla and the Hulk. They destroyed everything at Darien Lake leaving nothing but footprints in the parking lot. Then Godzilla went back into the Pacific Ocean and the Hulk went to Kennywood and renamed Garfield's Nightmare as "Hulk's Nightmare", but then Marvel Comics ended suing Kennywood for unlicensed use of the Hulk and Hulk's Nightmare was renamed "The Old Mill" being themed as a haunted steel mill surrounded by zombie steel workers that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 ...eat the flesh of children. The ride was taken down when the building caught on fire and imploded. Then, Kennywood was destroyed by a super nuke. Nothing within a 50 mile radius stood. There was war between the U.S. and Iran, and Iran was shooting super nukes at the U.S. trying to obliterate us. But one day, President Obama came to the rescue and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Was blown up by a super nuke fired by the vice president and World War 3 started. All of America was drafted into the war and the children of America were sent to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ...Sweat shops in China to make weapons for America. China was angry about this, so they switched sides of the war and fought the U.S. China almost won, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 In the Chinese sweat shops the children were making knockoff B&M coaster parts for various projects around the world, but most of the parts were used on knockoff Batman: The Ride clones that were sent to all of the Six Flags parks. Six Flags programmed the knockoff Batman: The Ride clones to run backwards. Then the knockoff Batman: The Ride clone at Six Flags over Texas fell apart during testing forcing Six Flags to get rid of the knockoff Batman: The Ride clones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ..all had super nukes attached to them. They all blew up and destroyed the world, and this thread ended. The end.... JUST KIDDING! The ride clones fell apart and were made into weaponry for the U.S. The U.S. was about to fire a ultra-mega-nuke, which makes super nukes look like static shocks. No one wanted the world to explode, so WWIII ended. The world was in perfect harmony until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The evil DarienLaker (me) rose from the dead only to rebuild Darien Lake, but only as a MS Paint artwork that hung at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ...a Wendy's, which no one visited because a Chick-Fil-A opened across the street (I'm not ripping on Wendy's, it's my favorite Burger place!). Wendy's move their location 5 miles down the street, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angle O. Descent Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 This location has discontinued the Baconator. Assholes. And in a fit of rage, I dress up as Ronald McDonald and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 ...Beat the crap out of the employees all while saying 'bah-dah-bah-bah-dah! I'm lovin' it!'. Angle was sent to jail but was bailed out by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her0ofLime Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The Hero (of Lime) because he loves a good baconator. They hid out in Antarctica's best theme park, Random Antarctic Park (owned by none other than Hero of Lime, Est. Some random page in this thread, or, if you have a good memory, that one time on TPR chat) and stayed there sucessfully for multiple years, as Antarctica has no laws, therefore you cannot be arrested. Somewhere else.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The Russians ended up launching 40 super nukes at Random Antarctic Park, but Hero of Lime fired back with a counter attack of 100 super nukes. Then a cloud of radioactivity surrounded Darien Lake making all of the rides glow an eerie green and the park was forced to close forever. All of the rides were destroyed by the radioactivity and nothing can be built on the land that was Darien Lake, the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Over time, the land that once hosted Darien Lake eroded away. All that remained was a nearby prison. DarienLaker soon found himself in said prison for the crime of Illeism (Referring to himself in third person). The Jail-guards tried to properly communicate with DarienLaker, but he refused to cooperate, continuing to refer to himself in the third person, responding to the guards with statements such as "DarienLaker is not happy right now.", "DarienLaker demands better food.", and "DarienLaker does not think that DarienLaker should be in jail." Realizing that their efforts were utterly hopeless, they sent DarienLaker back to first grade to properly learn basic grammar. At school, DarienLaker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Got kicked out of school for bringing up numerous references to Six Flags and Tony Hawk. So DarienLaker (me) opened up a Six Flags park in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan P. Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 His imagination because he was too illiterate to even start a theme park EVER! (E V E R !) Since DarienLaker was in the elementary grades, the world recovered from the demon by a five year celebration. By the end of the party, some of the worlds greatest coasters were made and six flags went bankrupt. All of the good rides were moved to cedar fair and a roller coaster renaissance continued for another five years after the long celebration. As the renaissance started to die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Only to be resurrected by the Beast from Kings Island who decided slay DarienLaker (me) and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 ...DarienLaker died again. Meanwhile at Taco Bell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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