Worst Theme Park Ideas

[Rollercoaster Rider]

A walk through themed to stereotype male Coaster Fanboys.

[I305forever]

Nickelback: The Park

[Matman-TheRide]

Cocaine - Ride Of Crystals

[DarienLaker]

Marijuana: Ride of Weeds

[Matman-TheRide]

Theme Park Review : The Ride featuring Nicholas Cage, Gabe Newell, and Hatsune Miku

[DarienLaker]

An X-rated theme park

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

A theme park based on Octodad's controls

[ThrillDude200]

^ What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

^ever played the game Octodad? The controls are impossible

[ThrillDude200]

^ Nope. But controls as a theme for a TP? WTFIGOH

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

^I should add more details next time. A theme park where all rides are impossible to operate. Like a dark ride that one person is having a hard time controlling the car

[DarienLaker]

A theme park where everybody has to be completely naked even the staff that works there.

[Rollercoaster Rider]

A theme park where everybody has to be completely naked even the staff that works there.

 

 

Security would probably move faster in the entrance.

[DoinItForTheFame]

A theme park calling either of these "roller coasters"

 

 

[ImOnABoat]

A theme park with only 1 ride... Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

 

[Rollercoaster Rider]

A theme park calling either of these "roller coasters"

 

 

 

 

Pipe Scream is clearly a coaster. Cedar Point has it listed in their coaster list. Also Fiesta Texas does not call their Fireball a coaster.

[DarienLaker]

A theme park that is owned by someone who doesn't care about it and just leaves the park a mess with SNBO rides and gross conditions!

[Pirate]

A park with a Pinfari invert.

 

[ThrillDude200]

Dusty Desert Co-OP is easily the worst.

[Themonerd]

A theme park with only 1 ride... Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

 

 

 

THE BONE ZONE

[ThrillDude200]

A theme park with only 1 ride... Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

 

 

 

THE BONE ZONE

SNEAKY SKULLS

 

Also, a park themed to Angela Anaconda would be crap.

[DoinItForTheFame]

THE BONE ZONE

 

Not going to lie, I really didn't think of any thing theme park related when I read "Bone Zone."

 

Well, actually now that I think about it "Bone Zone" would be a great area for Erotica land!

[Yubstep101]

Vinesauce Joel Land with rides like Swan Dive, an Intamin Reverse Freefall with swan boat cars that derail at the top, Popo, a ridiculously fast Launched Schwarzkopf coaster, Free Pizza poisoned with C4s, a "maze" called Don't Get Lost, and a racist bumper car ride with oriental music called The Asian Driver Experience where the ride operator says "Oh Herro, you want to ride the bumpah cah?"

[yay101]

A roller coaster running one train that has only one car per train. (Indiana Beach, I'm looking at you...)

[DarienLaker]

A log flume with a loop