Guy T. Koepp Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I have been waiting for this park since I was 15! What took them so long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking86 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I have been waiting for this park since I was 15! What took them so long? I think the correct question is what took you so long to make an appearance in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Between work, USH, my plane flight from LA,Vegas, and Nashville, and the PREDS triple OT win at 1am last night I haven't had a second to come here to TPR since Wednesday evening. I'm playing catch up here. But, back to sex world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 ^I'm surprised that you haven't bought a season pass yet, Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Seriously, no one asked yet! Will the park have a woodie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 ^I'm surprised that you haven't bought a season pass yet, Guy. Or invested in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 ^ Or is he the secret undercover boss? You see, Guy is playing it like he has been on vacation, watching hockey, waiting for Lightning Rod to be torn down, etc...while he has actually been in Brazil working on this "covert operation of sexual deviancy." I certainly expect a Valravn-type ride with strippers to be in the plans once this place opens and starts bringing in some revenue. Perhaps there might even be some penis and vagina shaped "bumper boats" in the works too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 ^ Too much to take in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSum1_55 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 The ride selection should be: A Vekoma SLC themed to rough BDSM A B&M flyer named 'Doggie Style' An Intamin Accelerator painted pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 How about a Stratacoaster like Kingda Ka or Top Thrill Lagster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 We have a boat ride where you float around in pink canoes. The rider has the pleasure of being the little man in the helmet. The ride cums to a climax as your canoe is penatrated by a purple dildo dock. So much fun will be had by all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Of course there will be a Larson Loop.... Talk about your Ring of Fire, hmm? I can think of a few other names for this one, hee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 How about an Intamin Bobsled named "La Vibrator"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Use your imagination on this one... Perfect for the park! (o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philrad71 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 I'm curious to know what these will be??? Could they be bounce houses...or something even better? Twin Peaks - The Ride? My vote goes for two of these that spray liquid out of the nipple....these RULE!!! If they do a clone of TTD or KK, the coaster cars better look like this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine! Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 ^ Eeek, there's gotta be a Ghey Land(ing) in this park, somewhere! And can you imagine what their doing a Brazilian-style CARNIVALE would be like, in this park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrider Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine! Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Nina Kleppe would like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305forever Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Isn't there already something like this in South Korea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine! Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp It is a recreation of the famed Booby Trap in Orlando, Florida. https://www.google.com/search?q=florida+orlando+booby+trap&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjrxK6ZgMzMAhWC0RoKHdfDAl0Q_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=628 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 ^ It actually gets wierder, as you scroll down, though all those photos.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJeXeL Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Guy should be the President of this park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xmeister Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Can there be a dive machine themed to Courtney Love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavs Fan Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Cinema 7D. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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