Erotica land sex theme park set to open.

[Guy T. Koepp]

I have been waiting for this park since I was 15!

 

What took them so long?

[viking86]

I have been waiting for this park since I was 15!

 

What took them so long?

 

I think the correct question is what took you so long to make an appearance in this thread?

[Guy T. Koepp]

Between work, USH, my plane flight from LA,Vegas, and Nashville, and the PREDS triple OT win at 1am last night I haven't had a second to come here to TPR since Wednesday evening.

 

I'm playing catch up here.

 

But, back to sex world!

[cfc]

^I'm surprised that you haven't bought a season pass yet, Guy.

[larrygator]

Seriously, no one asked yet!

 

 

Will the park have a woodie?

[Nrthwnd]

^I'm surprised that you haven't bought a season pass yet, Guy.

 

Or invested in it.

[Philrad71]

^ Or is he the secret undercover boss?

 

You see, Guy is playing it like he has been on vacation, watching hockey, waiting for Lightning Rod to be torn down, etc...while he has actually been in Brazil working on this "covert operation of sexual deviancy."

 

I certainly expect a Valravn-type ride with strippers to be in the plans once this place opens and starts bringing in some revenue.

 

Perhaps there might even be some penis and vagina shaped "bumper boats" in the works too?

[Nrthwnd]

^ Too much to take in.

[MrSum1_55]

The ride selection should be:

A Vekoma SLC themed to rough BDSM

A B&M flyer named 'Doggie Style'

An Intamin Accelerator painted pink

[Pirate]

How about a Stratacoaster like Kingda Ka or Top Thrill Lagster?

[Guy T. Koepp]

We have a boat ride where you float around in pink canoes. The rider has the pleasure of being the little man in the helmet. The ride cums to a climax as your canoe is penatrated by a purple dildo dock.

 

So much fun will be had by all.

[Nrthwnd]

Of course there will be a Larson Loop....

 

Talk about your Ring of Fire, hmm?

 

I can think of a few other names for this one, hee hee.

[Pirate]

How about an Intamin Bobsled named "La Vibrator"?

[Nrthwnd]

Use your imagination on this one...

Perfect for the park! (o:

[Philrad71]

I'm curious to know what these will be???

 

Could they be bounce houses...or something even better?

Twin Peaks - The Ride?

My vote goes for two of these that spray liquid out of the nipple....these RULE!!!

If they do a clone of TTD or KK, the coaster cars better look like this!!

[Guy T. Koepp]

Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine!

 

Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp

[Nrthwnd]

^ Eeek, there's gotta be a Ghey Land(ing) in this park, somewhere!

 

And can you imagine what their doing a Brazilian-style CARNIVALE would be like, in this park?

 

[thrillrider]

Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine!

 

Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp

 

[Nrthwnd]

Nina Kleppe would like this.

 

[I305forever]

Isn't there already something like this in South Korea?

[larrygator]

Clearly they are a dark ride themed to fake boobs. You get to ride your own personal scalpel as you travel through teh magic of transforming a boring, naturally flat chested woman into a voluptuous, perky, full figured sex machine!

 

Guy"Fake boobs are the new real boobs." Koepp

 

It is a recreation of the famed Booby Trap in Orlando, Florida. https://www.google.com/search?q=florida+orlando+booby+trap&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjrxK6ZgMzMAhWC0RoKHdfDAl0Q_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=628

[Nrthwnd]

^ It actually gets wierder, as you scroll down, though all those photos....

 

[DJeXeL]

Guy should be the President of this park.

[Xmeister]

Can there be a dive machine themed to Courtney Love?

[Cavs Fan]

Cinema 7D. Nice.