Holy Land Experience to open a Bible-themed mini golf course

[Wily J]

 

 

"Security cleared the course of all these losers; let's grab some brews and play nine!"

 

 

[Nrthwnd]

^ Notice everybody is totally ignoring Him, or walking behind Him.

 

 

Also, the long haired owner (?) looks kind of a J-wannabe to me.

 

And, what is with the silver embroidery on his shoes?

They look like slippers to me. But isn't owning silver anything... blasphemous?

 

Never trust a guy in slippers. Embroidered ones. Truth.

[Wily J]

That whole place looks pretty messed up.

[Wily J]

Besides mini-golf. it also appears Jesus worked at Sea World Nazareth:

 

 

[djcoastermark]

Yeah I never did quite understand all the cardboard cut out hippies there?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

While it is possible for Jesus to be everywhere at once, there are some places he doesn't want to be. That's why he has Flat Jesus.

[laqueefa]

Please tell me I can sink a putt through the hole in Jesus's hand!

[coasterbill]

It'll probably still be better than Gator golf on I Drive.

[Wily J]

It'll probably still be better than Gator golf on I Drive.

 

 

[TheCoasterKid211]

Too bad KD scrapped Shockwave...Holy Land could have bought it and we could have really had the "Mount Golgotha Express" XD

[Wily J]

 

"Did any of you see where my tee shot landed?"

 

 

[jarmor]

I think what can save holy land is a "walk on water" Wing walker coaster! Picture it, add seats like on acrophobia and and the stand up coasters . . . have it launch over the lake . . . and low to the water straight sections with bunny hops!

[DILinator]

While it is possible for Jesus to be everywhere at once, there are some places he doesn't want to be. That's why he has Flat Jesus.