Wily J Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 "Security cleared the course of all these losers; let's grab some brews and play nine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 ^ Notice everybody is totally ignoring Him, or walking behind Him. Also, the long haired owner (?) looks kind of a J-wannabe to me. And, what is with the silver embroidery on his shoes? They look like slippers to me. But isn't owning silver anything... blasphemous? Never trust a guy in slippers. Embroidered ones. Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 That whole place looks pretty messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Besides mini-golf. it also appears Jesus worked at Sea World Nazareth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcoastermark Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Yeah I never did quite understand all the cardboard cut out hippies there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ytterbiumanalyst Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 While it is possible for Jesus to be everywhere at once, there are some places he doesn't want to be. That's why he has Flat Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laqueefa Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Please tell me I can sink a putt through the hole in Jesus's hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbill Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 It'll probably still be better than Gator golf on I Drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 It'll probably still be better than Gator golf on I Drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Too bad KD scrapped Shockwave...Holy Land could have bought it and we could have really had the "Mount Golgotha Express" XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wily J Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 "Did any of you see where my tee shot landed?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarmor Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I think what can save holy land is a "walk on water" Wing walker coaster! Picture it, add seats like on acrophobia and and the stand up coasters . . . have it launch over the lake . . . and low to the water straight sections with bunny hops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DILinator Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 While it is possible for Jesus to be everywhere at once, there are some places he doesn't want to be. That's why he has Flat Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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