ParkTrips Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Umm, I think the word was fags, not the one you wrote. Faggot is not a word that would be allowed on general television. :shock: ... that wasn't on TV, that was on the Live in Vegas soundtrack "You could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks each.. or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 each"
Sir Clinksalot Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.
WalrusMan Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Some from the new movie... "It's a wanna-bang-o." "Isn't there an 'o' in Cuntry?" "Much better than the time we went to Vegas and saw the Jew Man Group" *cue the blue dancing Jews*
X Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Peter: Geez, thats a bigger ripoff than that breakfast machine I bought! OWWWW! OWWWW! It doesn't make Breakfast at All! OWWW! All it does is shoot you! OWWWWW! Besides I forgot my wallet.
Sir Clinksalot Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
Kroger8 Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 When all the orphans were debating santa claus! "How can he be asian!? santa doesn't drive his sled 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on! go back to your rice paddy mulan!"
coasterfreak101 Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 "GIGIDI GIGIDI GIGIDI GIGIDI all riiiiite!!!!!" O yea, break it down Quagmire!!!!!
Ed Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Stewie (in Chinatown): "I haven't seen one female baby here this place is a sausage fest" That was one of the funniest things they've ever said that you need some intelligence to understand I laughed soo hard at that. So harsh against China aswell "Now we're just gonna paint a bush down here... And if you tell anyone that that bush is there.. I will come to your house, and I will cut you!" The painter dude lmao ^
CoasterFanatic Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 "... then you might be a redneck." "YOU SUCK!"
Teddymonster Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 "Isn't there an 'o' in Cuntry?" I laughed so hard that! But you ruined the punchline by typing it without the "o"
ParkTrips Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 "Well I wonder what they have on TV in hell..." ---- "..There's a time for love and a time for livin'.." :lol:
WillMontu Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Peter: "Dana dana dana dana dana dana dana dana SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! Dana dana dana dana dana dana dana dana SPIDERMAN!" There's an evil monkey in my closet!
phazan Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 ''and now we go live to our foreign asian reporter...''
robbalvey Posted October 1, 2005 Author Posted October 1, 2005 "....and feel the heat coming off her genitalia, you could roast marshmallows!"
Florida420 Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 "how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up!"
Florida420 Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Peter - " did anybody get that " Clevland - " the only british idiom I know is that fag means cigarette" Peter - " well someone tell this cigarette to shut up"
zaneymon Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Asian reported Trish Takanawa filed this report .... ALL BY HERSELFE
Florida420 Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Hey c'mon stewie, your mom and I have something for ya Oh let me guess, you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn untill ooop! big shock, a jack pops out. And you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
zaneymon Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Stewie just after trying to kill Lois in to a tape recorder "Kink kack paddy wack give a dog a bone"
TheGreatOne Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? By the way: http://www.foxstore.com has Volumes One and Two as a bundle for $68. Buy.com has Volume 3 (to be released on 11/29) for $25.98 on pre-order.
jackskellington101 Posted October 1, 2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Another one of the parodies, because they're so danged funny, and it's a long one: Two Smurfs: "Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!" "You bet your smurf it was!" "Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette." "Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me." "Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?" "Oh, yeah." "That's freakin' smurf!" "You betcha." "Freakin' smurf."
robbalvey Posted October 1, 2005 Author Posted October 1, 2005 ^ LOL! I love that one! I actually use that at work sometimes. "Have you played such-and-such game? It's smurfing great!" "Yeah, Paul already go to level 10" "Shut the smurf up! No smurfing way!"
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