BeachsideThrills Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Then I would become clinically and be sent off to an asylum where I would always see myself riding the rides at the now closed amusement park (but I don't think they're planning on closing Disneyland anytime soon...) What if Robb didn't exist, thus could never create Theme Park Review? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Then we wouldn't have a forum where we can talk about theme park, roller coasters, and donkeys! What if Darien Lake had never existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djboss302 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Than you would be obsessed with either Martin's Fantasy Island or SeaBreeze. What if Coca Cola still had cocaine in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachsideThrills Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Then there'd be many more stoners than there are today... What if Divine Spirit Fortune Teller Robb Alvey appeared at your door and told you that your whole life was all a dream... and it ACTUALLY WAS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I would wake up. What if you had Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachsideThrills Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Then that would really suck... What if you were given the opportunity to fly for ONE HOUR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillseeker4552 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I would fly at 2000mph across country to get to SFGAdv so I can finally ride El Toro! What if Superman at SFMM had cars where riders sat sideways, and you were launched sideways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Like Robb's reaction in that Dodonpa video, I would say "HOLY CRAP" multiple times. What if Cedar Fair would just spill the beans already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canobiefanatic Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 It wouldn't be any fun. What if B&M's had ejector airtime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Then so many B&Ms would be built, that Intamin would want to close its doors for good! What if Top Thrill Dragster ended up like Space Spiral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 Then Cedar Point would have one less coaster! What if Cedar Point replaced Top Thrill Dragster with the world's largest kiddie coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 It would also replace Millennium Force & Dinosaurs Alive! What if Dorney Park would just build a GCI woodie already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillseeker4552 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 It would be relocated from CGA because Prudential wouldn't shut up. What if a major earthquake hit SoCal and the Superman/Lex Luthor tower got knocked town and landed on top of Goliath and Twisted Colossus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Then SFMM would build 12 Super Loops! What if Michigan's Adventure closed down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillseeker4552 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Then people could finally stop speculating about a new roller coaster. What if all RMCs had shoulder restraints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Then RMC wouldn't be kicking any butts anymore. What if Magnum XL-200 collapsed, and was rebuilt by Chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillseeker4552 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 It would have a ton of comfortable airtime and would kick Millennium Force's butt! What if all Intamin Accelerator coasters had the trains turned backwards and replaced with lap bars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Then they would slam you into the bar that supports the lap bar. (Nut Cruncher) What if Kingda Ka was destroyed by a Hurricane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canobiefanatic Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 El Toro would have the longest line ever. What if Canobie got an intense coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Then Untamed, and Canobie Corkscrew would have 2 minute waits. What if Millennium Force fell into the lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImNotOneOfYou Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I would be sad What if Cedar Point never existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Then Cedar Point fanboys would be sad. What if TPR existed without the donkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 4, 2014 Author Share Posted November 4, 2014 Then there would be no humor in TPR! What if Six Flags bought back Darien Lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Six Flags would remember why they sold it. What if Windseekers had a high speed drop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Then the GP wouldn't ride it, because they think it's too dangerous. What if Millie's lift, station, final over-bank, and brakes were demolished so TTD could use it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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