BeachsideThrills Posted May 30, 2014 Posted May 30, 2014 Then I would become clinically and be sent off to an asylum where I would always see myself riding the rides at the now closed amusement park (but I don't think they're planning on closing Disneyland anytime soon...) What if Robb didn't exist, thus could never create Theme Park Review?
DarienLaker Posted May 30, 2014 Author Posted May 30, 2014 Then we wouldn't have a forum where we can talk about theme park, roller coasters, and donkeys! What if Darien Lake had never existed?
djboss302 Posted May 30, 2014 Posted May 30, 2014 Than you would be obsessed with either Martin's Fantasy Island or SeaBreeze. What if Coca Cola still had cocaine in it?
BeachsideThrills Posted May 31, 2014 Posted May 31, 2014 Then there'd be many more stoners than there are today... What if Divine Spirit Fortune Teller Robb Alvey appeared at your door and told you that your whole life was all a dream... and it ACTUALLY WAS?
tarheel1231 Posted June 1, 2014 Posted June 1, 2014 I would wake up. What if you had Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome?
BeachsideThrills Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Then that would really suck... What if you were given the opportunity to fly for ONE HOUR!
thrillseeker4552 Posted August 29, 2014 Posted August 29, 2014 I would fly at 2000mph across country to get to SFGAdv so I can finally ride El Toro! What if Superman at SFMM had cars where riders sat sideways, and you were launched sideways?
Sharman19 Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 Like Robb's reaction in that Dodonpa video, I would say "HOLY CRAP" multiple times. What if Cedar Fair would just spill the beans already!
canobiefanatic Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 It wouldn't be any fun. What if B&M's had ejector airtime?
Sharman19 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Then so many B&Ms would be built, that Intamin would want to close its doors for good! What if Top Thrill Dragster ended up like Space Spiral?
DarienLaker Posted September 13, 2014 Author Posted September 13, 2014 Then Cedar Point would have one less coaster! What if Cedar Point replaced Top Thrill Dragster with the world's largest kiddie coaster?
Sharman19 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 It would also replace Millennium Force & Dinosaurs Alive! What if Dorney Park would just build a GCI woodie already!
thrillseeker4552 Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 It would be relocated from CGA because Prudential wouldn't shut up. What if a major earthquake hit SoCal and the Superman/Lex Luthor tower got knocked town and landed on top of Goliath and Twisted Colossus?
Sharman19 Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Then SFMM would build 12 Super Loops! What if Michigan's Adventure closed down?
thrillseeker4552 Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Then people could finally stop speculating about a new roller coaster. What if all RMCs had shoulder restraints?
Sharman19 Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Then RMC wouldn't be kicking any butts anymore. What if Magnum XL-200 collapsed, and was rebuilt by Chance?
thrillseeker4552 Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 It would have a ton of comfortable airtime and would kick Millennium Force's butt! What if all Intamin Accelerator coasters had the trains turned backwards and replaced with lap bars?
Sharman19 Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Then they would slam you into the bar that supports the lap bar. (Nut Cruncher) What if Kingda Ka was destroyed by a Hurricane?
canobiefanatic Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 El Toro would have the longest line ever. What if Canobie got an intense coaster?
Sharman19 Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Then Untamed, and Canobie Corkscrew would have 2 minute waits. What if Millennium Force fell into the lake?
ImNotOneOfYou Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 I would be sad What if Cedar Point never existed?
Sharman19 Posted September 19, 2014 Posted September 19, 2014 Then Cedar Point fanboys would be sad. What if TPR existed without the donkeys?
DarienLaker Posted November 4, 2014 Author Posted November 4, 2014 Then there would be no humor in TPR! What if Six Flags bought back Darien Lake?
GCI Wooden Posted November 5, 2014 Posted November 5, 2014 Six Flags would remember why they sold it. What if Windseekers had a high speed drop?
Sharman19 Posted November 6, 2014 Posted November 6, 2014 Then the GP wouldn't ride it, because they think it's too dangerous. What if Millie's lift, station, final over-bank, and brakes were demolished so TTD could use it?
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