Game: Careful What You Wish For

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but it's as horrible as the park you just mentioned

I wish Dorney Park would get a Giga coaster

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but it is brutally rough, is closed more than it's open, and it is forceless

 

I wish for a Jetpack

[rcjp]

Granted. But it would burn your legs and feet.

I wish that the next giga coaster had inversions!

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but it's the result of TOGO's return

I wish Arrow was still in buisness

[Schwarzillard]

Granted, but all they do is make viper clones.

I wish stand up coasters were actually fun.

[VF15]

Granted, every other roller coaster type becomes a bit less fun.

 

I wish that Excalibur at VF was a smooth ride.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but it becomes a maintenance nightmare

 

I wish for Nothing

[GCI Wooden]

Granted, that means no air, no coasters, no water, no food, no house, no cars, no donkeys, no cats, no plants, no Earth, no you.

 

I wish I had Maverick in my backyard.

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted,but it breaks down immediately and you can't afford to fix it

I wish RCT3 doesn't lag so much

[TheCoasterGod3]

Granted,but it breaks down immediately and you can't afford to fix it

I wish RCT3 doesn't lag so much

 

Granted but it crashes the next time you play.

I wish I knew why the chicken crossed the road.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, but after you learn, you get brain-washed and don't even remember who you are

 

I wish for Raging Bull's Trim Brake on the airtime hill to be removed

[Sharon29060]

Granted, but then the entire ride is trimmed but the airtime hill.

 

I wish I could ride Thunderbird at HW next year.

[ImNotOneOfYou]

Granted, but it breaks down and you wait the entire day just to ride it

I wish there was a radio station just for Bon Jovi

[BugEyed]

Granted, it's purpose however is to posthumously celebrate Jon Bon Jovi's life following a fatal alligator attack.

 

I wish I had a backyard.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, it is infested with wasps nests, scorpions, goliath bird-eating tarantulas like to eat humans more than birds, and there is dog S***T everywhere

 

 

I wish for the person below me to not backfire my wish

[Sharman19]

Granted, but then people start ranting because that's the point of this thread! Your wishes always have to backfire!

 

I wish Vekoma's coasters were replaced by old school B&Ms

 

EDIT: Excluding stand-ups & Alpengeist-like inverts.

[tarheel1231]

Granted, they are all Mantises.

I wish vertical construction of Fury 325 would start.

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but Carowinds doesn't start the vertical construction of Fury 325 until 2020!

 

I wish that Cedar Point would sell Mantis to Darien Lake as a floorless sit down coaster!

[Sharman19]

Granted, but there will be new reversed stand up trains made by Golden Horse. And on top of that, it will replace Ride of Steel.

 

I wish there was an Intamin plug & play version of SOB. (with loop)

[DarienLaker]

Granted, but Intamin makes it with two loops and a corkscrew and reverse trains!

 

I wish that all of the B&M stand up coaster were converted to floorless sit down coasters!

[Sharman19]

WARNING: Ultimate backfire.

 

Granted, but Six Flags would eventually tear them down and replace them with Tilt-a-Whirls and Super Loops. & Cedar Fair would convert them back to Stand-Ups. This time with reversed TOGO trains! And re-theme them into "Get a Facebook account already Charlie Brown!"

 

I wish that Holiday World had an Intamin drop tower!

[VF15]

Granted, but it has horrible reliability and is closed a lot of the time.

 

I wish Valleyfair would announce it's 2015 waterpark expansion already.

[Sharman19]

Granted, but they are getting rid of not only the go-karts, but Steel Venom, and Wild Thing, and it will be a Lazy River named "Let's Get Wet Charlie Brown!"

 

I wish Hades 360 had RMC trains.

[VF15]

Granted, but they don't make the ride any smoother.

 

I wish the warm weather would last longer where I live.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted, it gets unbearably hot and your water supply has evaporated

 

I wish for Six Flags Great America to get another Intamin coaster