jedimaster1227 Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 (edited) It is rare that I ever get the chance to helm a Bryan and Adam Show update, and while the canonicity of this update may even fall into question, there is a possibility that the Bryan and Adam Show did visit Atlanta during the weekend of TPR's Deep South Bash. There is an even greater possibility that this dynamic duo, recently cast out of the spotlight by another episodic delay (something to do with Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA) was staging a secret update in plain sight... The records released in this trip report have been recently cleared of their previously confidential status for public eyes. Like Roswell and Mitchellville, Maryland before it, there are many conspiracies surrounding the sightings evidenced in these documents, and we can in no way confirm their legitimacy. Some sightings can be blurry in their execution due to the nature of the beast's evasion. The invasion began in a staging area with plenty of aquatic cooling tanks for the meteoritic vessels' arrival. Due to the nature of The Event, the aliens... I mean producers of the show couldn't announce the extraterrestrial voyager's arrival blatantly. We've already laid our seed in this planet's goo. These are babies... Just wait til they grow to full size. "Was that your aunty?" These are the warriors. Performing the Dive Loop maneuver... Feeding time! Our cousins prefer the cold water... Our spaceship might have landed in the ice... Best crawl beneath to check it out. I see it! Nevermind... Wrong ship. Invaders! The Bryan and Alien Show has infiltrated your world through our shell company. Expect viral marketing campaigns for rides under the guise of Nintimi. Also, make sure to eat your nitamins! Our leader has been on this reconnaissance mission for months. We blend in very well... Represent! A tragedy for sure... Feels like home, doesn't it? See the world through Bryan's eyes. Glamorous in any light! Per the recommendation of Dave, Piranha will be our extinction method of choice. Bryan wanted to use the Kraken, but we had already ordered a second Piranha movie for theaters. The soon to be dominant species. Seconds later, he was one of us. Jake then proceeded to attempt to convert Rudie and Allison. A bright future ahead! We believe Deepo could be a great leader some day. Some may have already realized this, but our race has a few weaknesses... Our ancestors were actually instrumental in the creation of Coca Cola. It may come as a surprise to you, but we've been around since 1886, by your timeline of course. Brother! We honor our fallen. Yes, we always are. "Our plan is falling into place! Take a photo like the gravity is falling too!" A monument to our achievements... Ever seen Skyline? This is our key to uplifting you. It works on walls too. One of our relatives has found a job in which he can stay in his own skin. How nice! Our conquest will soon move outward beyond these walls! The way of the future! My pets found me! Remember how I told you we had a hand in the creation of Coca Cola? This is a photo from that moment. We also gave the world time. Our fingers have been dipped in your economy for years! One of the original canisters Coca-Cola was delivered in. THE original Coca-Cola dispenser from Bryan's ship. LIES!!! Very much a fabrication of the truth! Edited October 10, 2011 by jedimaster1227
PKI Jizzman Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 Not too big of an aquarium guy, but I was really impressed with the Georgia Aquarium. Didn't make it to Coke world, but was obviously right next to it. Maybe I'll stop by on the DSB 2012 trip!
Hilltopper39 Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 I'm gonna try to post a trip report from my recent visit to the World of Pepsi sometime next week, I fully expect it to immediately become front page material and one of the top 10 threads on TPR within a few hours...
QueerRudie Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 Nice job so far, Adam... But it seems you're missing a few photos from the Brew-pub stop... R.D.
SharkTums Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 When is my royalty check being sent!? Not only are there pictures of my kid in this report, but I also took at least one of your photos!
jedimaster1227 Posted September 27, 2011 Author Posted September 27, 2011 ^I'll send you my check after Yom Kippur. The technology we've dropped into your hands over the years is a marvel. Jack yields the most recent torch like a champ! The Bryan and Adam Show? At least I'll always have this torch I can hold for it. The fundamental message behind the World of Coke is this. We made Coke. Coke made the world better. In other words, we made the world better. Coke lets you live positively. Something else that lets you live positively? Melon Frosty Fanta! A gift from the gods of your gods. We approve of the Coca Cola Freestyle machines as well. Hey American Idol Experience! Look at us now! Which one is the creator? You know the truth. -End transmission Where was I? Oh right, this was about Deep South Bash! We went there. To quote Return of the Jedi: "Toqueto! BLAH!!!!" I inadvertently flooded Robb's phone with live photos during this trip... And I payed for it. Who needs Q-Bots when you have ERT on EVERY FREAKING COASTER IN THE PARK!!! I'm overwhelmed by all the "free." Bryan can't contain himself. He was so enthused, he actually turned to the dark side. Don't get fancy. Just get dancy! NTAG Fright Fest? I'm in! But only if Bryan can have a pointed chin like this. One of the many many benefits of being a Club TPR member? Backstage tours of Monster Mansion! We were actually invited to a picnic... Monster picnic... We took a different path to get to this picnic! I love coasters, but this is still one of my favorite Six Flags attractions ever! Can't you just smell the detail? I was a little monster when I was a boy scout too. My scoutmaster didn't look like this... So many characters at the Monster Plantation! I may have to borrow this idea. Apple core. Baltimore. Who's your friend? ME!!! I feel like the guy on the left is a Looney Toon. I may have to borrow this idea too. Reminds me of a certain Will Ferrell skit from SNL past. He saw the cliffhanger at the end of the last Bryan and Adam Show episode... He didn't take the abrupt end so lightly. Welcome home? You've arrived? Here, here! Anyone know who Armstrong was? I think we're going the wrong way... No kidding! Lift hill enthusiasts, this is for you... All three of you. The effect is more convincing in the dark, obviously. Years ago, Bryan tried to form a "pull my finger" joke for the first season of the Bryan and Adam Show, but I shot it down. The joke ran away to grow up without love. This is the giant result of my ignorance. Monster money!!! Nights in White Satin? I found me pot of gold! Danger lurks at every corner! This makes me crave Subway. This makes me crave Dole Whip. "I have a big head! And tiny little arms!" Even with the lights on, this is spooky!
jedimaster1227 Posted October 10, 2011 Author Posted October 10, 2011 And the last of the Dirty Bash photos are here! Invaders! Hey Indiana Jones! Six Flags did it first! This is quite a picnic! A monster picnic! If you've never been, you truly have no idea how infectious this simple song is. Bon Voyage! This boat was in time out for bad behavior. I found the storage unit with all of the old robots from the end of I, Robot! Okay, here's where we all show our nerdy side. Great American Scream Machine has some incredible pops of airtime. You can just see it looking at the ride. Roads? Where we're going, we wish we had roads! Now try holding a cup of water through this. It isn't easy. Right about here is where most of the water flies out. And if you made it this far with a few drops of water, the jackhammering will fix that. Here I am, still dry. That night's Water Challenge would change that very quickly. We got a pretty cool view of Superman: Ultimate Flight on the tour. Whoosh! Some many ways to interpret. Goliath hasn't lost any of its steam since it opened. This ride still hauls! I'm drooling. The backstage tour gave us a few great views of Goliath as it ran its course. So purty, I want to pet it. New to the park was Dare Devil Dive, a fantastic Gerstlauer Eurofighter that is insanely smooth and maneuvers quickly. For such a small footprint, the coaster winds back into itself several times. But that initial drop is great! As is this unique little dive. I can only imagine how big of a hit this has been for the park! Artsy! Never a dull moment on this one! The train goes through the inline twist pretty slowly, which gives some scary (thanks to the lap bar) hang time. No more wraps on this Mindbender train! We were very up close and personal with Mindbender during the tour. This coaster is Schwartzkopf perfection at its finest. Forceful, smooth and filled with wicked airtime. Shockwave's got nothing on this (that's right Jake, I said it)! While I didn't take any photos from the evening shenanigans, Team Garbels (myself included) won the water challenge and we each got a fresh wheel off of Dare Devil Dive! We found Mr. Six! Even from beyond the grave, Deja Vu scares the heck out of me! I think this is the perfect note to end on.
mcjaco Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Why are there not more of these reports? Which one of you is to blame?
Sir Clinksalot Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Everybody thanks you for capturing my good side in the Aquarium photo's.
Moose Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 Why is this separate from the B&A show? I'm so confused. Great update. But there were too many monsters so I stopped reading. I wonder how some gerstlauer eurofightets are smooth while other are no better than rolling down the hill in a garbage can even when new. I'm talking about you Huracan.
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