Nrthwnd Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Here's a random question to anybody who reads this... I have decided (in my mind) that a great thing for my local park, Playland(PNE) to do, on Mother's Day, next Sunday, would be to have someone handing out single roses to those mothers who bring their kids to the park, or the whole family, etc. They deserve a special little thank you. And I have always thought this would get great publicity for the park, too. That said...what would you give a father bringing his kids to the park on His Day? Also a Sunday? Alcohol is out. Sports related stuff is kind of a loaded thing to do. Arts....well, probably not. I really don't know what would be universal for such a hand out. Any suggestions?
Nrthwnd Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 And next, we have the New Canadian Ten Dollar Bill... Front and back of it. I love the concept and artwork! And it's easy to see when fishing out bills from your wallet. Sideways. (o; Viola Desmond is the woman being honoured.
CaptainUnknown Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 The remote was ticking, so there was only one logical thing to do:
bluestreak Posted June 14, 2019 Posted June 14, 2019 Thank God the Raptors beat the Warriors and thank God the Blues beat the Bruins. I'm very happy.
Nrthwnd Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 ...3rd Disney or Universal park/resort in...Texas???
Nrthwnd Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 My deepest sympathy goes out to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
CaptainUnknown Posted June 23, 2019 Posted June 23, 2019 Is Walmart having a sale on helicopters or something?
Nrthwnd Posted July 4, 2019 Posted July 4, 2019 Love this. "Happy Compliment-Yourself-in-the-Mirror Day"!
Nrthwnd Posted July 13, 2019 Posted July 13, 2019 Just found this out online. So it must be true! The Deep-Fried Mars Bar was invented in........ Scotland????? But apparently, true.
Nrthwnd Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 Happy Birthday to all the 20+ year olds in TPR, today! First time in a long time, I haven't seen any birthdays for those "under 20."
CaptainUnknown Posted July 25, 2019 Posted July 25, 2019 In memory of my grandfather, Warren (9/10/1934-7/24/2019), I present this poem. Untitled* When love is lost to the void, We’re told false truths to ease Into a life without them with us. “They’re in a better place now.” “They’re no longer in pain.” But what about the rest of us? We’re now in a worse place! The pain has grown exponentially! We try to see the point of those Making an attempt to comfort, But it gets blurred by the tears That fall from our grieving eyes. When part of our lives is forever lost, How can we feel anything but emptiness Where they just were moments ago? How can it be all okay again? Do you really expect us to just move on With our lives like they never even existed? Let me have my memories at least of the good times. Let me look back in fondness at who I remember. Don’t quote logic to my face right now. Or I’ll shove your pathos back into your face. It’s not what I need or want right now. I just want them back. *The poem is intentionally left untitled as it describes an emotion that cannot be simplified into a title.
Hiam Posted August 2, 2019 Posted August 2, 2019 Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" and on of my best puns The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms. Dirty bastards!
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