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Aahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha!

 

Bulls on parade!

140 feet!

Pocket full of shells!

70 mph!

 

AHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Ok, I'm done now.

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NOT!

 

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Posted

"he says he's not dead"

"yes he is heres your nine pence"

"i feel fine"

"your not foolin anyone you know"

"i don't want to go on the cart"

"oh don't be such a baby"

 

i even have a shirt that says "I'm not dead yet."

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"What is the exact speed and time of a spparow carrying a coconut across the ocean from Africa to here?"

"Well, depends, is it an African or a European sparrow?"

"I..um...I don't know that! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

---Brent

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"The holy grail can be found in caslte ARGGGGGGGGGGGG"

"is that really what is syas"

"it just says caslte ARGGGGGGGGGGGG"

"maybe he died while writing it"

"he would have said it not wrote it"

"maybe he was dictating"

"Calste ARGGGGGGG"

"ARGGGGGGG"

"OOOOOOOOO"

"No ARGGG""back of the throat"

"no OOOOO as in shock and Surprise"

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"Tis but a scratch!!" YAY! Check out my title before it gets changed!

 

"It's just a little bunny!"

"Ah, you made me soil my armor!!"

"Go change your armor!"

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"After couting to 3, being the third number. Not 2 uless then thy proceed to 3 and not 4. 5 is right out. thy shall count to 3 and 3 shall be the number of the counting no more no less"

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We're knights of the round table

We dance whene'er we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

 

We're knights of the Round Table

Our shows are formidable

But many times we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable

We're opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

 

In war we're tough and able.

Quite indefatigable

Between our quests we sequin vests

And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in Camelot.

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